Alan

I waffle, its not always interesting waffle, mostly I complain, its a getting older thing ...

[Alan @_AL75__]

Pretty sure that the only reason that the Voice UK is still on TV is Tom Jones and the hope that he will sing and blow everyone away, Tower of Song I had never heard of but now I wont forget it, my nans Favourite singer ever and a true legend IMO

[Alan @_AL75__]

Always makes me laugh when people talk about how expensive it is to live in the UK these days and they list things like rent etc and there is ALWAYS on EVERY list a mention of the price of Freddos ... I mean I like a Freddo but I can live without them ffs 🤣🤣🤣

[Alan @_AL75__]

August and my wife and I have already started Xmas shopping, any sale we hit up, the more you save the more you can buy for the kids, hiding the bloody stuff is the pain in the arse though, my 6 year old is like a bloodhound for finding gifts !!!!!!

[Alan @_AL75__]

Got to love that football is back and the nutters are online losing it if we dont sign Maradona reborn etc its not that serious people, I love Arsenal but I wont raise my BP over signings and what not .... Take a tablet and chill honestly for the love of Alvarez 🤣🤣

[Alan @_AL75__]

Will Arsenal sign any more attackers before the deadline ?? I dont know and nor do the HUNDREDS of people on X telling us that they know someone who knows someone and they heard this and that ... Its just funny to read and if we do great if not then it is what it is

[Alan @_AL75__]

Bank holiday Monday and finally sitting down listening to Smooth 80s ... Bank holiday means NOTHING when you have an empty fridge and kids that need feeding and a house to tidy etc etc ... Going to work is easier 🤣🤣

[Alan @_AL75__]

Will I make it 2 days in a row at the gym by going tomorrow ??
See that clashes with my whole do fook all on a Sunday way of life …
Do I want lower BP or do I want to eat snacks and watch Marvel movies ?? 🤔

[Alan @_AL75__]

My 6 year old just told me he is tired and is going to bed … hard life being 6 apparently 😳🤣

[Alan @_AL75__]

My kids grassed me up to my wife … No more treats for them !!!

[Alan @_AL75__]

@HawkEmDownChris Monster Squad …

[Alan @_AL75__]

Turned into a teenage girl again today and had a pumpkin spiced latte from Starbucks … why must I do this every time this drink comes out because it’s not even that nice !!!

[Alan @_AL75__]

I will attempt to watch Avatar 3 today, I say attempt as my little man loves to ask a billion questions during any film I try to watch and I just end up giving up on ever knowing wtf is happening … Maybe this time it will be different … one can only live is hope 🤣🤣

[Alan @_AL75__]

Watched the Michael movie yesterday and I thought it was pretty good tbh, people hating on it is fine because I never listen to internet views on anything, as a fan of his since I was a kid I loved it …

[Alan @_AL75__]

I love that my wife got me some Pokémon Krispy Kreme’s and some M&S cookies as a treat and it’s nothing to do with the fact I lost 6lb on holiday whilst she gained and she is trying to fatten me up 🤣🤣🤣

[Alan @_AL75__]

My kids have already laughed when I said I would be cooking tonight because mummy is working … They have no faith in me the little **beep** … ok it might be justified as it’s always treat day when daddy is alone but I can’t cook ffs 🤣🤣����

[Alan @_AL75__]

Seen people moaning that it’s raining … Ffs last week it was too hot and you get what you asked for and still moan !!!

[Alan @_AL75__]

Back the gym today after over a year due to medical issues … Not a big deal to anyone at all but just putting it out there anyways

[Alan @_AL75__]

Back to work after 2 weeks off ... *beep* life right now ...

[Alan @_AL75__]

It’s packed down in Hemsby and it’s a great atmosphere, families and dogs everywhere and there is no chance of any fights breaking out to my mind and that’s why British seaside holidays in Hemsby are the best …

[Alan @_AL75__]

Going through my instagram feed and it’s full of 90s R&B music and it just confirms that today’s R&B is utter shite and will never compare to the 90s