Alan Aster

Author of My Dirty Ol' Meatstick and Other Poetic Atrocities.

Book link:

[Alan Aster @_Alan_Aster]

Much gratitude to
The Power of Poetry
for including my #poem

"Shattered Hourglass"

#Nonet #ConcreteForm
#WritingCommunity ⌛️

https://t.co/vvW3xYOMdY

[Alan Aster @_Alan_Aster]

@mastodonmusic I got a fever and the only cure is more Troy Sanders bass solos on the next album!

And a Randy Blythe guest feature, if that's not too much to ask, please and thank you.

[Alan Aster @_Alan_Aster]

@JoeListComedy Fourth of July was underrated, I hope you get another collab going with that ensemble. And get Raanan & Normand in on it!

[Alan Aster @_Alan_Aster]

@Storyzville Hi Angela, I'd love to connect, and here's one of my short stories if you get a chance to check it out! https://t.co/SbX7yTf8Ph

[Alan Aster @_Alan_Aster]

@elizarose159630 Hi Eliza, I just started using goodreads recently and would be honored if you get a chance to review my poetry book.

I've been reassured by a few female beta-readers that it's not as crude as it might sound!
https://t.co/Wh3ezxKZTk

[Eliza Rose @elizarose159630]

Hello writers/Authors
How are you doing.

Drop your book link for free goodreads reviews. #writingcommunity #tuesdaypromo

[Alan Aster @_Alan_Aster]

@shine1338916 My Dirty Ol' Meatstick has risen to #15 on Kindle
best sellers rank for Contemporary Poetry and is free to download for 1 more day!
https://t.co/kcqBpv9Sa0

[Alan Aster @_Alan_Aster]

@KindlePromos My Dirty Ol' Meatstick has risen to #15 on Kindle
best sellers rank for Contemporary Poetry and is free to download for 1 more day!
https://t.co/kcqBpv9Sa0

[Alan Aster @_Alan_Aster]

@elizarose159630 My Dirty Ol' Meatstick has risen to #15 on Kindle
best sellers rank for Contemporary Poetry and is free to download for 1 more day!
https://t.co/kcqBpv9Sa0

[Alan Aster @_Alan_Aster]

@kiragriffoo My Dirty Ol' Meatstick has risen to #15 on Kindle
best sellers rank for Contemporary Poetry and is free to download for 1 more day!
https://t.co/kcqBpv9Sa0

[Alan Aster @_Alan_Aster]

@JenniferJe58626 "My Dirty Ol' Meatstick and Other Poetic Atrocities" is free to download for 1 more day.

https://t.co/kcqBpv9Sa0

[Alan Aster @_Alan_Aster]

My Dirty Ol' Meatstick has risen to #18 on @AmazonKindle best sellers rank for Contemporary Poetry and is free to download for 2 more days.

#Readers #WritingCommunity

[Alan Aster @_Alan_Aster]

Hi there, My Dirty Ol' Meatstick and Other Poetic Atrocities is free to download for the next 5 days.
https://t.co/uCa8DO1jGZ

[Alan Aster @_Alan_Aster]

@Mabel8ble4 I believe so. For now, it seems like artists & musicians are getting hit the hardest, but definitely writers too. I think there needs to be legal protection for them.

[Alan Aster @_Alan_Aster]

@Mabel8ble4 Haha that’s adorable!!

[Alan Aster @_Alan_Aster]

@Mabel8ble4 Thanks Mabel!!! I should warn that it’s a very dirty book, but I’ll send you the free download load link in case you want to check it out. ☺️

[Alan Aster @_Alan_Aster]

My book is officially out and it cracked the top 100 for contemporary poetry in the Kindle store.

[Alan Aster @_Alan_Aster]

@AmeliaRose530 Thanks Amelia!!! I’ll send you the free download link.

Recently got its first female reader and she described it as “existentially salty.” 😆

[Alan Aster @_Alan_Aster]

@Mabel8ble4 Cinnamon-curry-ube would be the perfect blend of flavors!!!

[Alan Aster @_Alan_Aster]

@Mabel8ble4 Hahaha that's a bummer! Poor bitter melon, being the comparison for other bad-tasting foods. 😄

But they say bitter melon is good for health and digestion, if you can cover the bad flavor with some other tasty sauce.

[Alan Aster @_Alan_Aster]

@Mabel8ble4 My pleasure!