Alan Morris

Dad & Husband | Proverbial Middle Child | Believer | Teller of Stories | Overly Complicated | Community Activist

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In need of pool help in the Braselton area-our current pool service (@ClearTecPools) isn’t working out. This is after 11-weeks of service!

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@AshleyHomeStore I DMed the info

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@AshleyHomeStore we ordered a beautiful dining rm set in Sept that was to be delivered on 10/2 but wasn't (w/no prior notice). New date, 10/16 but changed (again) to mid-November and NOW in December. #poorcustomerservice #disappointed

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@Ancestry I just used your StoryScout feature and discovered BOTH my paternal grandmother AND paternal grandfather are direct descendants of 2 different passengers on the Mayflower #Amazing #LetMeBeASpokesperson #AncestryDNA

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Sometimes, the only outcome is to allow someone to experience the consequences of their own actions. To discover they don’t really want what they think/say they want.
Tragically, their consequences are also imposed on innocent bystanders who are sentenced to suffer as well.

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What in the methamphetamine is going on here?! #tooclosetohome #cantmakethisup

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@MPaigeFleming I hear ya!! Just trying to make a funny. Your pretty awesome yourself

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@MPaigeFleming I just realized, we’ve never fought...🤔

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Gonna start attaching this to my #resume #pandemicjobsearch #notforthefaintofheart #JobSearch #resume #wishmeluck

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Waffles with fresh house-made blueberry syrup - it’s what’s for breakfast. Thanks maplestreetparsonsalley #yourthebest @ Maple Street Biscuit Company https://t.co/RIQloVwury

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So, our security camera notified us of an intruder last night. @ Sugar Hill, Georgia https://t.co/j8MLBmC9ny

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This heat, y’all! https://t.co/uUl1QKGNXU

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Madge!! 🤣🤣🤣 @ Sugar Hill, Georgia https://t.co/C0QTjyUB2L

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Thanks https://t.co/hwSBQSMk35 for the suggestion and morale boost. #jobsearch #jobseeker #dreamcrusher @ Sugar Hill, Georgia https://t.co/4CC2zxtssS

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#Classof2020 #thesetwo❤️ #congratulations @ Buford, Georgia https://t.co/63cNJLUZnV

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#sadbuttrue https://t.co/ryrGQ996OF

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#foundonmyphone https://t.co/ayii21aoRv

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My beauty @ Jaemor Farm https://t.co/H8ZEgx3HfX

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Posting for a friend @ Sugar Hill, Georgia https://t.co/ilDTRGLSQP

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@TheSicThem @MacaroniGrill We’re ordering takeout b/c we think it’s important to support local restaurants but @MacaroniGrill’s lack of response is more disappointing than the portion size

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Seriously, @MacaroniGrill ?! $17.00 for a sliver of lasagna! Trying to support you during the quarantine but this makes it hard. #MallofGeorgia