Alexandra Walsh

unhinged musings from a girl entirely too online

[Alexandra Walsh @_AlexandraWalsh]

this goes so hard I might have to get back to my catholic roots

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Artificial intelligences do not undergo experiences, do not possess a body, do not feel joy or pain, do not mature through relationships, and do not know from within what love, work, friendship or responsibility mean. Nor do they have a moral conscience, since they do not judge good and evil, grasp the ultimate meaning of situations, or bear responsibility for consequences. They may imitate or even simulate, but they do not understand what they produce, for they lack the affective, relational, and spiritual perspective through which human beings grow in wisdom. #MagnificaHumanitas

[baby yaga @yagadigital]

Clavicular is experiencing what it’s like to be an attractive neurodivergent woman. You get sexual attention but everyone still hates you or at the very least thinks of you as an alien jester. And everyone wants to put you in a bad situation

[Cody 🫧 @Thot_Pocket]

still thinking about how rulla homewrecked the marriage of alicia’s spanish teacha

[Alexandra Walsh @_AlexandraWalsh]

you know what? this is actually still twitter to me and I will be posting as such. It’s been years but you can’t keep a good girl down

[josh @joshypooper]

im at my clits end

[Alexandra Walsh @_AlexandraWalsh]

nothing here is real or tangible, so fuck it. I’m back baby, random musings, hot takes, weird opinions. I’m committing to being unserious online again

[Lisa Vanderbump @confideinm3]

guess i gotta accept the pain
need a cigarette to make me feel better

[joanie @laracroftbarbie]

I like that Haim made a Sheryl Crow album

[Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman]

Billion dollar idea: Santana/Rob Thomas remixes of "Smooth" about other kinds of weather.

[Alexandra Walsh @_AlexandraWalsh]

Nobody Wants This is maybe my favorite scripted show to come out in years???!?

[prozac & cody @clubskunks]

no, LENA had a brat summer. bridget was traumatized by her mom's death and a sexual experience with her soccer coach, carmen was bullied and body shamed by her father and his racist new family, and tibby worked retail and befriended a sick little girl who ended up dying.

[Alexandra Walsh @_AlexandraWalsh]

@lindseyrbond I am deeply obsessed with Rob, which is extremely alarming to me

[Alexandra Walsh @_AlexandraWalsh]

that debate truly made me feel like I was going insane. now time to watch some QUALITY television (love island usa)

[Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman]

“You have the morals of an alley cat,” is like something you sing about the Grinch.

[Queens of Bravo @queensofbravo]

That moment when you remember #LoveIslandUSA doesn’t air new episodes on Wednesdays 😭🥺

[Alexandra Walsh @_AlexandraWalsh]

@ll_been I’m all three tbh

[@dfarecs @lethalrejection]

chappell roan and i would’ve walked the mile together

[cass @luv2clomp]

when the hangout is hot dog-based

[Alexandra Walsh @_AlexandraWalsh]

@stephenoscott Low key looks exactly like my fiancé (in a positive way of course)