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[Right Angle News Network @Rightanglenews]

BREAKING - Days after numerous daycare centers in Minnesota were exposed for taking millions in federal funds but having no children, it’s now been revealed those same centers maxed out donations to a Somali candidate who threatened to blow up a bus full of kids in Washington.

[Aleeeheee @_Ali_Marie]

@PhilliesCBP @PhilliesCBP nothing better than a moldy pretzel

[Talkin' Baseball @TalkinBaseball_]

Jose Alvarado receives an 80-game PED suspension

[K E L L I @thatkelligirll]

don’t forget to drink your coffee and to tell people that don’t deserve you to fuck off

[໊ @sonohoor]

I WANT TO BE WITH SOMEONE WHO KEEPS ME SOFT AND FEMININE. I’M SO TIRED OF ACTING LIKE A MAN JUST BECAUSE THEY CANNOT

[Paige 🐉 @PaigeloveTaylor]

This is not what I want, this is not what I planned, and I just gotta say I do not understand

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

“SAY DRAKE 😃”

[Aleeeheee @_Ali_Marie]

That part

[K E L L I @thatkelligirll]

i don’t care if you don’t like me, you don’t even like yourself

[Jamie Campbell Bower @Jamiebower]

Wanna make out, fall in love and do something stupid? x

[I M A N I @prettygirll4L]

I cannot stand a grown mean girl. Go to therapy & sort that out because that energy as an adult is insane.🫠

[Carl 🐍 @ProjectHurts]

EAGLES FANS

ITS F*CKING GAME DAY. BIGGEST GAME OF THE YEAR.

GO BIRDS SAY IT BACK. 🦅

#FlyEaglesFly

[Katie @ALadyNamedKatie]

Today I'm going to give it my almost

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

my therapist advised, "learn to calm your own storm instead of venting to others. it may feel therapeutic to let it all out, but you reinforce negative thoughts. it’s no one’s job but yours to pull yourself out of your problems. journal, meditate, exercise,and release." felt that

[𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚌 𝙲𝚑𝚞𝚗𝚐𝚞𝚜 🍄 @anactualwalnut]

Hey so men I didn’t realize I had to tell you this but if you are pursuing a woman at our big age you need to not be her fuckin pen pal. If you don’t have the balls to take initiative to plan & ask her on a date, stop making random small talk about your day and leave her alone. She will care to hear about your day over coffee or dinner. If you are the one who approached and made the effort to get to know her, it is not on her to plan a date for you. Men used to yearn and now they just send you emojis. Grow up

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

hate when you tell a hilarious story and then everyone’s like “omg im so sorry that happened to you?????” like get with the program honey we’re laughing about this

[𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘆 𝘃𝘀. @im_all_id]

She's a ten but it's short for tense

[Aleeeheee @_Ali_Marie]

@Beardaknowledge Gooooo birds

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I sincerely hope when Trump speaks he preaches that violence is for cowards and to bang home how unacceptable violence is on either side of the aisle. Take the temperature in this country down. It would be the most presidential thing anybody had done in a long time.

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

i don’t go to work to “hustle and grind” i go to chit and chat