Ali

i love animals

[bry @jennificated]

my 7yr old self pretending to be a mermaid in the public swimming pool after watching h2o for 3 days straight

[𝐒 𝐀 𝐑 𝐀 𝐇 🦋 @SarahWatsonxx]

Bestfriend: ‘I can’t find him on social media I only know his first name and work place’

Me:

[Liz Harvey @_lizharvey]

How many ducks do you think are gonna be in this video? wrong its more.

[Ali @_Alii_ww]

@JamesBallentyne @lucycundy_xx (I do love east tho yeh I agree)

[Ali @_Alii_ww]

Why do all my mates that live in SW London never wanna venture outside of SW London? (I live here too but still.... get me back east)

[Ali @_Alii_ww]

@JamesBallentyne @lucycundy_xx Not welcome In our homes again if you carry that on.

[CC 🩷 @charileclarke]

when someones deleted you on snapchat and you don’t realise and then end up SUBSCRIBED to them 🤮🤮🤮 i’m not ur fan alright

[mikey™ @fleetener]

when straight guys see 3 in 1 shampoo/conditioner/body wash

https://t.co/VnkWqG4Vcu

[Steve Powis @StevePowis1]

How much is the bloke on the right enjoying that pint?!?!?

[RASHAD™️ @CallMeRashad]

When you on your 8th “damn that’s crazy” and they still telling you they story

[mollyOS ♊️ @molly_OS1]

Twitter is fucking funny man ahhhh

[b.b @benoobrown]

my bank balance won’t let me lana

[Ali @_Alii_ww]

I really wanna put a latin phrase in my insta bio but I’m not sure if I can

[Ali @_Alii_ww]

Haaaate those Facebook memories that make ur heart sink

[Tami - PREM CHAMPIONS 25/26 ❤️🏆 @tbamz97]

Me:
My brain: Jump off for bants