Ali

| Civil Engineer | 🇸🇴 man but half 🇮🇳 @manutd

[Mahir 🇹🇷🇬🇧 @ScrewderiaF1]

Ronaldo fans logging on to Twitter after his performance today

[autist @litteralyme0]

How a work day feels when no bosses are around

[autist @litteralyme0]

"I will never talk to you again"

Me an introvert:

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Acceptable use of AI lol

[Ali @_AliLicha6]

Typical suspects

[Æthelswin @AEthelswin]

Scum who killed an innocent man whilst doing balloons are caught plotting their escape when the dying man's Apple Watch automatically rang 999

[𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐢✰ @_timiszn]

Me realizing sleep is a free trial of death but with ads.

[່🇵🇹 @pxrcyishim]

madueke is a premier league winner😭

[M @nashavellz]

I ain’t gon hold you, if my big bro bought my girl a birkin he might get shot that same day 🙏🏾

[Neet @neet_sol]

Unemployed with a mysterious source of income

[Atif @atifreds]

he's coming to the emirates

[🅰️ THE NEW YORK KNICKS ARE YOUR WORLD CHAMPIONS @abzMCFC___]

my uncle told me he has a scheme that can double my money every two weeks

[Yash Bhardwaj @ybhrdwj]

maybe the 500k/yr anthropic job will pay your bills but being a jr intern at jp morgan will truly fulfill you

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

My wife: Why did you apply for a job at JP Morgan, you’re a plumber.

Me:

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

Got a question for Noni Madueke? 🤔

Send in your questions below and we will ask him the best ones! 👇

#SaturdaySocial #AskMadueke

[FB eye🇵🇹 @StillFeechi]

The girlies had their fun yesterday, today is for real men

[Mohammed Hijab @mohammed_hijab]

😆 😂

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Leaving for work at 5am because I wanted to be funny in school.

[marv @mymarvelouslife]

I got 30K ready right now. Someone tell me what’s the next Sandisk 😭

[9ice @Niyi_23]

Random guy on the Elizabeth line tried to get onto me with chivalry gimmick for not giving up my seat for a women