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[Alpha Paul🦞 @_Alpha_Paul]

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@unknownsosxD @KLASSIC_cto Sick video

[RPD🎖️ @unknownsosxD]

"that's how to do it the klassic way". Together we can defeat the bears. @KLASSIC_cto peep this cool video i made.

[Alpha Paul🦞 @_Alpha_Paul]

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[Kakashi @kkashi_yt]

The fake Axiom app has now been in app store for 8 months and still consistently drains wallets.

[Big Wiz 🧸 @WisdomMatic]

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[Alpha Paul🦞 @_Alpha_Paul]

@web3_newbe @Sites_RUS @perfectxmatch @Paul689z @Sammy_blaqk Followed

[Bridgways. @Bridgways]

Imagine leaving for a rival and saying “much better.”

Meanwhile, Giroud left, won the Champions League and Europa League, and never needed to say a word. 🗣️

[Bridgways. @Bridgways]

It's not Chelsea, Kai. 🤞

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

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[Big Wiz 🧸 @WisdomMatic]

One thing I’ve learned over the last few months is to cut losses QUICK.

For context, I had MEGA locked on FLUX across 3 wallets at $0.11. I took a 10% loss, unlocked it, and sold back into stables.

MEGA is now down 40% since then, & I would have lost a substantial amount of money if I held.

Big losses are what wipe people’s portfolios. Try as much as you can to avoid them.

[Perps on Solana @perpsonsolana]

🚨 BREAKING: Solana perp DEX open interest surpasses $200 million.

[Evan Luthra @EvanLuthra]

🚨THE FBI CREATED A FAKE CRYPTOCURRENCY.. LISTED IT ON UNISWAP.. HIRED MARKET MAKERS TO PUMP IT.. THEN ARRESTED EVERYONE WHO SAID YES..

THIS IS THE CRAZIEST LAW ENFORCEMENT OPERATION IN CRYPTO HISTORY!!!

The FBI built an actual ERC-20 token on Ethereum called NexFundAI.. 100 billion token supply.. A professional website.. Whitepapers promising "passive income through AI-powered investing"..

It looked exactly like every other crypto project.. Because that was the point..

Undercover agents posed as the founding team.. Then reached out to professional market-making firms and said "we need you to fake our trading volume"..

Every single firm said yes..

Here's what they recorded..

Gotbit.. A firm run by a 26-year-old Russian who publicly bragged in 2019 that he built a business faking trade volumes.. His team kept internal spreadsheets with columns literally labeled "fake volume" vs "market volume"..

When asked how fast they could pump NexFundAI's volume to $1 million per day.. They said "6 hours.. It will cost about $200"..

$200 to fake $1 million in daily trading volume..

MyTrade.. Run by a guy who called himself "the mastermind".. He explained the exact psychology of the scam on camera..

"We make the chart look like a really nice roller coaster ride.. That's where people jump in.. We have to make them lose money in order to make profit"..

He said that on a recorded FBI video call..

CLS Global.. A Dubai-based firm.. Their bots generated 98% of NexFundAI's total trading volume.. When the FBI asked if they could sync fake volume spikes with fake news announcements.. They said absolutely..

ZM Quant.. Bots executing 10 to 20 trades per minute through dozens of wallets to look organic..

All of them knew it was fraud.. All of them did it anyway.. All of it was recorded..

And the clients were even worse..

Saitama.. A meme coin that hit $7.5 billion market cap.. The founders coordinated buys through private Telegram chats.. Sent "pump it" memes while manipulating the price.. Then dumped on retail investors..

$7.5 billion.. Built entirely on fake volume.. Every penny of real money came from retail investors who thought the momentum was organic..

One founder left Saitama and started Robo Inu.. Used Gotbit again.. Another launched VZZN.. Same playbook..

Lillian Finance.. Founder claimed to be a defense contractor who addressed Congress.. Marketed the token as funding children's hospitals.. Pocketed everything..

When the FBI shut it down.. They seized $25 million in one day.. 18 people indicted across the US, UK, and Portugal.. The CEO of Gotbit was arrested in Portugal and extradited.. Sentenced to 8 months plus $23 million forfeiture..

But here's the part that broke my brain..

Real people bought NexFundAI..

The FBI's fake token.. With zero utility.. Zero real developers.. Created solely to catch criminals.. Attracted real retail investors because the fake volume made the chart look bullish..

When the FBI pulled the liquidity to end the operation.. Those people lost real money.. On a government-issued token..

The FBI had to set up a restitution portal to pay them back..

And it gets worse..

Within 24 hours of the DOJ announcing the sting.. Someone cloned the FBI's exact smart contract.. Launched a copycat token.. Rode the viral momentum.. And made $127,000 in a single day..

Using the exact same manipulation tactics the FBI just arrested 18 people for..

Then in 2026.. The FBI did it again.. New token called Lexobit.. 10 more arrests.. Including operators extradited from Singapore..

IRS forensics showed that in one firm's trading.. 1,209 out of 1,221 consecutive transactions went straight back to wallets the firm controlled.. 99% circular..

The FBI proved what everyone in crypto suspected..

The volume is fake.. The charts are painted.. The momentum is manufactured..

And every time you buy a token because "the chart looks bullish".. You might be the exit liquidity.

[RPD🎖️ @unknownsosxD]

@PuppyCoinOnSol worked on loads of memes for the $puppy community #memecontest

Couldn’t think of a better way to post all my entries so I decided to put them all in this thread.

All these are my original works.🐶

Tagging: @_Alpha_Paul @Sammy_blaqk @ErenJaegernr

[Hentai virus 🦠 @Hentai_viruses]

Imagine explaining to future generations that a global health scare fizzled into irrelevance because millions of people preferred to buy an anime tentacle meme instead. 💀

Big DEX update today.

We are going straight into the stratosphere.

[Hentai virus 🦠 @Hentai_viruses]

The Hentaivirus arc is actually insane.

Started as pure meme → built a community → dropping real updates → website live tonight.

We’re still so early and already cooking hard.
The virus doesn’t stop 🦠

[Hentai virus 🦠 @Hentai_viruses]

$HENTAI website is LIVE 🦠

https://t.co/D5ZTWaaoBM

more updates coming soon...

[Hentai virus 🦠 @Hentai_viruses]

Ok. What if hentaivirus became cognizant. HentAIvirus. Spreading becomes agentic. Idk just thoughts

[Alpha Paul🦞 @_Alpha_Paul]

@Hentai_viruses 🥹🥹

[Hentai virus 🦠 @Hentai_viruses]

looks good UwU