One thing nobody tells you about adulthood is how fun it is to become your own person. One day you randomly start liking jazz, olive green, expensive dark chocolate, documentaries about volcanoes, weird lamps, sparkling water, books about loneliness in Tokyo, silver jewelry and quiet cafés. Your personality keeps unfolding forever if you let it.
My son recently had a cavity.
Took him to the dentist, who extracted it.
That dentist visit cost $2400. My insurance covered $250, so we owe $2,150 out of pocket.
I pay $612/month for family dental and health insurance.
Something seems broken.
“lucy and evan fucked in college, lucy and i fucked this morning, bree and wrigley BEEN fucking for months” #tellmelies
I didn’t expect stephen to be this funny and clocking everyone 😭
microwave: i have a popcorn button designed specially just for making popcorn :)
every microwave popcorn packaging: DO NOT !!! AND I REPEAT !!! DO NOT USE THE FUCKING POPCORN BUTTON ON THE MICROWAVE IT’S FUCKING EVIL !!!
To do list for the week:
- judge a book by its cover
- believe that all that glitters is gold
- be a choosy begger
- gain without pain
- leap before looking
- count my chickens before they hatch
- put all my eggs in one basket