Angeline Smith 🇺🇦

Enjoying the view from my high horse.

[Angeline Smith 🇺🇦 @_Angeline_J]

@Ocado look, I know there are more important things going on, but why are you no longer stocking the best cottage cheese in the world from Longley Farm? I see lots of reviews from your other cottage cheese offerings saying the same - it was the wrong decision if it was yours 😞

[Angeline Smith 🇺🇦 @_Angeline_J]

@anitathetweeter Bloody marvellous 👏

[Angeline Smith 🇺🇦 @_Angeline_J]

@stevuck @Number10cat @RupertLowe10 So are you an investment banker? You haven't specified your roll at your imaginary investment bank. You could be anything from the person who unlocks the doors every day to the CEO 🤔

[Angeline Smith 🇺🇦 @_Angeline_J]

@bbcquestiontime I watch this programme frequently, tonight was one of the better ones in terms of honesty and common sense from the whole pane, and a fair set of questions from the audience. So, many thanks to those who took part, both the panel and the audience.

[Angeline Smith 🇺🇦 @_Angeline_J]

@ColeFusionHQ My ex husband was Cat because he once did an impression of Keith Richards, and his friend was Cheep because he once wore some cheap and nasty trainers. They were fully aware it should be Cheap, but felt the incorrect spelling matched the cheap and nasty theme of the nickname 😂

[Angeline Smith 🇺🇦 @_Angeline_J]

@stwater Hi - I would like to send compliments to some of your Team but my post is too long. Can you send me a link for messaging?

[Angeline Smith 🇺🇦 @_Angeline_J]

@mbna Thank you.

[Angeline Smith 🇺🇦 @_Angeline_J]

@mbna Hi - I'm planning on paying for a large purchase on Friday using my card for extra protection. Is there any way a note can be put on my account so the payment goes through with no problems? I've already used the card to pay the deposit, so hopefully this will flag as safe.

[Angeline Smith 🇺🇦 @_Angeline_J]

@LorenzoTheCat @X @Number10cat Come on! He's just an innocent cat without opinion (cough, cough). I thought @X was in favour of free meeows! Do the right thing @X

[Angeline Smith 🇺🇦 @_Angeline_J]

@NoContextBrits Ohhhh I thought it was the eyes in the black doors under the Premier bit of the sign.

[Angeline Smith 🇺🇦 @_Angeline_J]

@Thebestfigen Nice cheese. Because my Dad always said 'the nice cheese is for your Mother'. As an adult I can concede that he was, of course, absolutely correct and 'nice cheese' is wasted on kids.

[Angeline Smith 🇺🇦 @_Angeline_J]

@narindertweets I've consulted my husband, a well known self-styled expert on the matter, and he has assured me that's it's absolutely not too early.

[Angeline Smith 🇺🇦 @_Angeline_J]

@Matt_Pinner A book listing the number of wars, in the last two weeks, Dorange Lump has ended. According to Dorange Lump.

[Angeline Smith 🇺🇦 @_Angeline_J]

@Matt_Pinner Fudge. Seriously, we've already started on the Celebrations Tub and I had a mini finger of fudge!

[Angeline Smith 🇺🇦 @_Angeline_J]

@hoobydoobydoo It's definitely Hamish MacBeth! You're most welcome. Or possibly Bangers & Cash, which is currently a huge hit with my 79 year old Mum.

[Angeline Smith 🇺🇦 @_Angeline_J]

@Channel4News That orange child shouldn't be allowed out of his nursery without his nanny to smack his tiny little hands every time he tells a lie, which is every sentence he utters.

[Angeline Smith 🇺🇦 @_Angeline_J]

@AzoMlota FFS

[Angeline Smith 🇺🇦 @_Angeline_J]

@Cockneycabbie_ It's like Blackpool illuminations in here (copied from Dad)

[Angeline Smith 🇺🇦 @_Angeline_J]

@Cockneycabbie_ I'm not as green as I'm cabbage looking.

[Angeline Smith 🇺🇦 @_Angeline_J]

@anon_opin Whoever posted the original comment should be expelled from the group with immediate effect, no probation, no temporary ban, and excommunication is the only acceptable punishment in this case. I hope they repent for their own sake.