Heck sausage taster’s get 40k a year for trying different chicken sausages. Imagine being on a date and telling someone you’re a sausage taster. I can’t cope omg omg omg
My friend text me asking me to go in and get HER the morning after pill, being the great friend I am I do exactly that n after being asked 27622 questions the pharmacist brings me in a GLASS OF WATER and tells me I've to take the pill in front of her, 2018 I hate you already x
My dad’s mate overslept his alarm and had to get on a flight within an hour so he shoved all the clothes on his bed into his suitcase, but when he got to the airport he found out he’d packed his fucking cat AHAHAHAHAHHAHAH I’m not even lying😂😂😂😂