F.

A man of power and mystery, whose power is exceeded only by his mystery.

[F. @_Appersonation_]

@kamaalrkhan When the fuck did he unblock me?

[F. @_Appersonation_]

@MePurplelicious Matar do Piyaza.

[Parpalwa 🌸 @MePurplelicious]

Ek din fast rakhlo toh lauki ki sabzi bhi khaane ka mann karne lagta hai

[F. @_Appersonation_]

@sonunigam 'Forced Religiousness' enough?

[Parpalwa 🌸 @MePurplelicious]

Urdu is not a language it's a feeling.

[camardard pnkj 🇮🇳 @AskThePankazzzz]

Thanks for offering me affordable houses @ just Rs. 79.99 Lacs via sms. Kindly suggest which bank is easier to rob.

[Kunal Bauva | Health & Fitness coach @KunalBauvaa]

Bring back the good old censor board days again

[F. @_Appersonation_]

#Sayat aur ask.fm mein kya difference hai? 😅
Khair honest opinion leke gaand mein ghusa lo apni. 🙌

[Mesut Özil @M10]

No, we haven't forgotten how to win 👍🏼😉 @Arsenal #COYG #Thereslifeintheoldladyyet

[camardard pnkj 🇮🇳 @AskThePankazzzz]

Dosti mein no sorry, no thank you and no "ek bite de na please".

[F. @_Appersonation_]

Alive and sound.

[ỌmọTọmiwa @tomgunner14]

Mourinho in 2015: The rivals are trying to buy the title

JM in 2016: 1st manager to spend €1bn

Cheque book manager

[Sarah Dempster @Dempster2000]

3yo (in bathroom): Mummy, can I put this sticker on Daddy's card?
Me (in bed): Yes.
3yo: Will he love it?
Me: Yes.

[Priyanka Lahiri @PriyankaLahiri_]

Twitter, where you log in saying "Kya ho raha hai?" And log out saying "Ho kya raha hai?"

[Isshqa !! @Miss_Woww]

Ppl who are putting up multicolour DP to show their support for same sex marriage can't even convince their parents for intercaste marriage

[Barroom Hero 🦬 @UnIxphysco]

Pro tip: to remove crayon from a wall all you need is gasoline a match and homeowners insurance

[LuckyAI @AFOldaccount123]

If you have completed all the levels of Candy crush saga, why are you alive?

[F. @_Appersonation_]

@thesaifali 😂😂😂

[F. @_Appersonation_]

@thesaifali Kaunsa season chal raha hai? 😶