Arrogant Menace

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[𝗚⃪𝗿⃪𝘂⃪𝗺⃪𝗽⃪𝘆⃪ 𝗚⃪𝗻⃪𝗼⃪𝗺⃪𝗲⃪ @Gnome4308]

Dave Smith called it

[Arrogant Menace @_ArrogantMenace]

Great job. So freaking cool!

[POPSUGAR Family @POPSUGARMoms]

Two brothers worked on this stop-motion remake of #ToyStory3 over the course of 8 years, and it's incredible. 👏 https://t.co/RLLHgmy2j1

[mark normand @marknorm]

Cats always land on their feet except at the box office.

[Arrogant Menace @_ArrogantMenace]

Man arrested for robbing bank day before wedding day. Apparently he was turned in by his fiancé....He traded one life sentence for another. Unfortunately this one involves anal

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Drunk man puked in woman’s hair was moved from Spirit Airlines flight if you think she was mad then you should’ve seen her when they charged her for the paper towels

[Arrogant Menace @_ArrogantMenace]

Sesame Street is moving to HBO. After the success of Game of Thrones they are buying up any show that targets their key demographic: people that still live in their parents house

[Arrogant Menace @_ArrogantMenace]

A man accidentally shot and killed his son-in-law who was trying to surprise him for a birthday party. If I said it once I’ve said it 100 times DON’T SURPRISE DICK CHANEY!

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Judge denies bail for R. Kelly. When asked why, he sang “I believe he’s a flight risk”

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Todd Phillips says he left comedy because of woke culture. When in reality comedy left him because of the hangover part three

[Austin Locke @austinlockedup]

I got a ticket for drinking in public, but the cop let me keep the bottle of alcohol. So I guess you’re allowed to drink in public, you just need to pay a cover charge

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A Wisconsin mom was charged with selling illegal weed vapes to children, but only after they finished their dinner.

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In the Bronx zoo today a woman climbed into the lions den. When asked why she said it was the safest part of the Bronx

[Austin Locke @austinlockedup]

My brother is a model so I was one genetic mutation away from never having to work a day in my life. But I was also one genetic mutation away from not knowing if my friends only like me because I’m a model