Everyone I eat popscicles I remember about the time a guy tried to persuade me into giving him a blowjob and he’s like, “it’s just like eating a popsicle.” So I went home and took a snap of me saying, “this is how I eat popscicles.” I put it in my mouth and took a bite 😂☠️ LMFAO
Two-year old student: *licks my knee*
Me: I understand you are curious, but you may not lick my knee. I don’t like that.
😂😭 Shit I have to say at work.
Whenever I drove by runners I’d always think, “those people are crazy!” Today I was that crazy person. I can check off “half marathon” off my bucket list! ✅
romanticize your life, take pretty pictures, feel like the main character, light up a candle, read books, go for a walk, dance to your favorite music, buy yourself presents, do whatever you want, be happy - this is your life, don’t let anyone take it from you