Bella

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[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

Some of you have forgotten that only three years ago you were perfectly capable of writing a text, writing an email, telling a bedtime story to a child, and it should worry you that powerful companies have convinced us we can’t do things we’ve been doing since the dawn of time.

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

i saw mommy kissing santa clause now they're going to bed n my stomach is sick n it's all in my head but she's touching his chest now

[🌸 cat 🌸 is playing spider-man 2! @catherinespaws]

hey you guys know that stockholm syndrome isn't real right? it is very important to me that you know that stockholm syndrome was originally coined to cover up the incompetence and recklessness of the stockholm police department.

[Uncle Female @unclefemme]

idk who traumatized you but you don’t need to pay me back for your $7 drink

[ඞ @lifeinchaos_]

This the chocolate cake Miss Trunchbull fed that lil boy in Matilda

[skyee 🍒 @skyeeebby]

i wonder what 3 carne asada tacos with green salsa and extra lime doing rn

[cynomel muncher @cynomel]

we should execute the guy who invented the iphone feature that makes your alarm randomly quiet

[rat liker @rat_liker]

Man I sure do love washing down an entire pound of fresh cherries with a huge iced coffee. Hopefully nothing tragically foreseeable will happen

[Gravantus @Gravantus]

Watching an old Twilight Zone episode where a man becomes obsessed with a devil machine coin fortune teller.

The machine gives generic answers but he becomes paralyzed, unable to make a decision without consulting it.

Anyway, some of these episodes are a bit farfetched.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

The Caesar Salad turns 101 today.

[tanarchiste 🎩𝍎𝌆 @kezia_vocado]

wrong account diva

[Stacy Cay @stacycay]

They talk about women in sports as if being a woman is a disability lol

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

It’s actually just a coincidence that working out in the morning, reading a physical book before bed, & eating vegetables regularly makes me feel good. Much like the coincidence of a stomachache following my weekly Movie Theater Popcorn Dinner

[Jenni @hashjenni]

how it feels spending more than $10 on anything

[📎 @Iithosphere]

Weiner dog wearing armor at the Michigan Renaissance Festival (2002)

[morgan (vermont) @vermont_morgan]

I don't know about you all but I have not for one second in my life forgotten about Reuben

[alfie @alfienxo]

i’m constipated and celibate the way i don't give a shit or fuck

[josef k hole @poeticdweller]

i've had like 600 mg of caffeeine today which has given me the ability to read people's minds and they're all mad at me