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Parody account

[𝓐. ★ @_BellinghamRM]

Im voting for the another president icl

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Florentino Perez: “I'd love for Vini Jr to stay FOREVER”. 🤍🇧🇷

“He's won us the last two Champions Leagues and he identifies really well with the club”.

“His’ renewal? There's time”.

[𝓐. ★ @_BellinghamRM]

@D_Clark19 @dankthemanc

[𝓐. ★ @_BellinghamRM]

He just used Foden to make the lyric rhyme he doesn't rate him like that 😭😭

[🐍🇧🇪 @xTyySzn]

"Im too icy and my watch is golden, got 47 cars in the crib I feel like Foden"

— Drake on ICEMAN

[👍🏼 @mbrma7ii]

It’s actually crazy how this Vinicius loser insulted Xabi mid game, said “im leaving” “I’m not staying here” in front of millions, changed his Instagram avi/bio and removed Real Madrid from his socials and he’s still considered a “Madridista”

[Real Madrid Fans 🤍 @MadridismoreaI]

Éramos líderes con 7 puntos de ventaja sobre el Barsa, segundos en champions..

Mbappé y todos los jugadores estaban enchufados.. 13 victorias en 14 partidos..

No olvido ni perdón.

[cuilunga @cuilunga]

esto con mi ex y luego matarme

[ٍ @horsepower]

M3

[— don @dracosrevenge]

a BMW can heal your heart

[𝓐. ★ @_BellinghamRM]

How are women so stupid

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

🗣️ Victoria Beckham: "My family was working class."

🗣️David Beckham: "What car did your dad drive you to school in? Be honest."

🗣️ Victoria: "A 1980 model Rolls-Royce."

🗣️ David: "Thank you." 😭

[Michael @michaelttfw]

It’s funny because even if you ignore: Ballon d’Or, Puskas, winning every trophy, scoring in every final, the Golden Boots, POTY plus countless other accolades (and actually being the best)

Ronaldo won more PL titles in 3 seasons than Henry & Salah did in their entire PL careers

[𝓐. ★ @_BellinghamRM]

Did Salah win the Ballon D'or?

[ESPN UK @ESPNUK]

Mohamed Salah's Premier League legacy is greater than Cristiano Ronaldo, says Carragher

[𝓐. ★ @_BellinghamRM]

Finally people are seeing the light

[𝓐. ★ @_BellinghamRM]

@TrillAFC_2 @kvarapropp Saka is always just ass icl

[𝓐. ★ @_BellinghamRM]

@KaizerRMA I trust kylian 10x more than vini

[Miilato @miiilato]

Top 3 male canon events:

>Seeing your dad start to slow down
>Trying to change a party girl
>Realizing you built a woman for the next man

[𝓐. ★ @_BellinghamRM]

You know you are really washed when your old club starts making sympathy tweets of you

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Jesse Lingard has found a new club 👀🇧🇷

[OSIRIS ASSAD @Osirisassad]

I deadass fell in love with a hoe

[𝓐. ★ @_BellinghamRM]

@kvaraprop Don't you find sharing your personal "love life" with indians on ft hella corny?

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

A classic.

[𝓐. ★ @_BellinghamRM]

@kbbetaV2 @TJayyyy_1 How about gym