Kijana Certified.

Be humble.

[Kijana Certified. @_BeNaaaa]

Ukikula mchele na pombe...Utachelewa🤔😂😂

[Sammie @Lfc_samie]

"IF YOU SCORE 1, WE ARE SCORING 3"
"IF YOU SCORE 2 , WE ARE SCORING 4"
"IF YOU SCORE 3, WE ARE SCORING 6"

ONLY TO GET SLAPPED BY BRENTFORD AND THEY CAN'T EVEN SCORE A SINGLE GOAL. 😭

[Kijana Certified. @_BeNaaaa]

@soccertorey Bastoni

[Adika @Adikastakes]

Because he’s too busy covering 100km every game because he doesn’t have a competent DM or ball progressor behind him.

[ACE @RealAce404]

Sometimes u gotta stay busy so you aint got time to feel shit

[stressed @onlystresstoday]

No more repeated cycles. It’s time to grow.

[The Shift Journal @TheShiftJournal]

𝘠𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘰𝘯 𝘢𝘯 𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘳𝘺 𝘥𝘢𝘺, 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘪𝘥𝘥𝘭𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘶𝘯𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘴𝘩𝘦𝘥 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘴, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘶𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶.

[DURK @durk8xn]

u in this shit alone no matter who around u

[Kijana Certified. @_BeNaaaa]

@lilmaina_ Kulingana na venye nimeskiza izo mix zako Stunna Sundays ndatokea... Dj Stunna🔥🔥💯

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Na Mwanaume tulisema ata kiumane namna gani,ata malaika atokezee kwa ndoto akuambie unakufa kesho,never move in with a woman. You will see bad things. Kwanza ikue sasa ati umepoteza kazi,bwana you will see bad things. You will understand why jesus never had female disciples. Huwa mnamaliza wiki mbili unaona ameanza kulala na trouser. Ukimguza Anakwambia ako na alergy,usimguse. Wiki ya tatu kabla ulale unaskia amekwambia uende uoge,hapendi arufu yako.

Wiki ya nne,umerudi nyumbani saa tatu,ndio angalau aone unajituma,nguo zako unapatanga uliwekewa kwa Kagunia kama fundi wa maji. Anakwambia anataka space. Woi! Woi! Mama Joyce anataka Space saa nne usiku? Na ndio ujue mwanamke ni saitan,anakufukuzanga alafu anapigia mama yako akilia,anamwambia kevo ameshindwa na majukumu,msinilaumu.

Ndio mimi nawaambianga mwanaume heri uende mathare uwaambie wewe ni wasimu wakuadmit,kabla uhamie nyumba ya mwanamke. They will never teach you this in unifasti

[Mod @CFCMods]

If we’re talking about trophies it’s Michael Olise but if we’re talking about playmaking, dribbling, passing, chance creation, goals, assists, it’s still Olise

[. @Nyanduko_eve]

Knacking a man that you can't call when in trouble is a waste of time

[𓂃✍︎ @voidwithverses]

Invest your time in someone who makes you feel appreciated, even in your worst days - that's love...

[The 48 Laws of Power @48LawsofPowerr]

The key in life is to always be willing to walk away.

[KIFOTO @Kifotooh]

Machozi imebaki sai ni ya kulia siku ya answered prayers 🥹

[Reads with Ravi @readswithravi]

I’m in love with this sentence:

“You cannot be interested and inconsistent.”

[AnkleFlexion @AnfieIdFix]

We can't really afford to miss out on Bouaddi tbh. Even if it means we need to pay a little more than others are willing to go to. You can't fail to sign Tchouameni, Caicedo, Zubimendi over 3 consecutive summers and then miss out on the next great DM to emerge.

[Kijana Certified. @_BeNaaaa]

@C04CHB Fuck!

[Malvin @ManOfFocus_]

Slow money is better than begging, bro.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

being single is basically just ghosting 7 people, becoming obsessed with 1, and getting ghosted by that one.

[Nandi 🤍💜🤍 @pallnandi]

Dating used to be two people building a life together. Now it feels like one person funding a lifestyle while being treated as easily replaceable.