Ben Gabel

BBA/BSM ‘18 @ohiou 330➡️740➡️804

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

9 months from now a beautiful baby named D’nixonfive will be born

[Tim Doolan @tdools]

New York: destroying their city

Boston: partying with Scotland

[Guppi @guppisound]

Maybe ur cat is meowing because they want three beers

[🪩🎲🍒 @expired_grl]

maybe your cat is meowing bc it wants a cigarette

[Quigs @BigSeanQ_]

They just let him bring his dog everywhere?

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

What a dumbass.

[Alex Daugherty @AlexDaugherty1]

Do you think they ate at a Cracker Barrel

[Alex Predhome, Track and Field Enjoyer @Predamame]

Unfortunately, my great-great-grandfather didn't carry Madame Zeroni up Heartbreak Hill so I am cursed to run a marathon every year.

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

High school kids in Ohio, in the early 2000s were given this for lunch and later in the evening they had to guard LeBron James in basketball.

[La Mole @FranmilsEyebrow]

This makes me happier than anyone can understand.

My baseball team has Taylor Swift money.

[JD Flynn @jdflynn]

buddy, I was writing 10 page papers without having read the book.

[Alan Saunders @ASaunders_PGH]

The Pittsburgh Zoo is clearly in win-now mode.

[Koco Caine’s Straw @tyjnick]

they should walk down the aisle here

[Sina @SinaHartung]

elite level instincts, every woman in a 50 mile radius is now pregnant

[Oluwajomiloju @JomiAdeniran]

Watching your girl dispute a room charge with the front desk

[moose #protanking @roadto80pct]

i've turned down sex to watch a lebron game. sex is always on the table but there's only so many lebron games left. common sense

[🐺 jakobingebrigtsenloverr 🐺 @lovertoblame]

the concept of vinny mauri wanting to fall back in love with running and then spending 3 straight months on a planet fitness treadmill. I don't think I mean the same thing when I say I love running.

[Dilip Kumar @kmr_dilip]

Yomif Kejelcha is the only marathoner to never run over 2 hours.

[Steve Magness @stevemagness]

This era of marathoning is insane.

A random American who was nowhere near a stud in college just ran 2:05 in Toledo Ohio.

It’s not even the same sport it was a few years ago. Shoes, fueling, etc. have changed the game.