Ben Jenkins 🦆

Realistic fish ball. Devour feculence.

[Ben Jenkins 🦆 @_BenJen]

@DuncanBannatyne "Idiots like should be allowed in Politics". What?

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@mrjakehumphrey

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@louis_ncfc04 @NorwichCityFC Why not? Hardly inconceivable.

[Ben Jenkins 🦆 @_BenJen]

@NorwichCityFC No need to be rude.

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@AlexRusseii @NorwichCityFC So they should ask the officials who missed it to let the goal stand?

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@AlexRusseii @NorwichCityFC But how did Norwich cheat?

[Ben Jenkins 🦆 @_BenJen]

@AlexRusseii @NorwichCityFC How did Norwich cheat?

[Jamie Carragher @Carra23]

Again!
This midfield cannot work, I said it before a competitive ball was kicked.

[Matt "Matt" Watson @matthwatson]

When I was 12 I owned a VHS that had a Charlie Brown promo with a guy who very clearly said “penis videos” instead of “peanuts videos” and I replayed it so many times I broke the tape.

I just digitized an old copy, tell me this dude didn’t know EXACTLY what he was doing lmao

[Ben Jenkins 🦆 @_BenJen]

@BonnesYana But who are the cats allies to?

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@FootyballPred @rickygervais

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@FootyballPred @rickygervais What a football prediction that is.

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@FabrizioRomano Just to clarify, how the fuck is this an exclusive?

[🥤 @PaulSenior1]

You forget just how good he was. There isn’t a single premier league midfielder that comes close.

[The 5 Metre Channel @FMC_Rugby]

RIP Celebrity Mastermind 💔 The BBC may have axed you but it’ll never axe this from my memory

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@BladeoftheS Genuinely, what the fuck are you on about?

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@AdamJoseph @unitedboiiii But does he ever seem fazed?

[Duncan Alexander @oilysailor]

Cristiano Ronaldo’s dream of scoring more World Cup knockout goals than Matthew Upson feels like it’s over

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@tancredipalmeri Try again.

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@FootballRamble Notice Carra's cheeky retweet?