I apologize in advance if this applies to you but I sincerely believe that if you think Ronaldo was ever close to Messi, you are of an objectively lower mental status than me, something akin to a sea urchin or maybe a mussel.
After 33 years Iโve done it. Iโve decided on my personal #1 food of all time. For many years now I was convinced it was a buffalo chicken calzone. But thereโs a real answer thatโs been there the whole time. I know itโs controversial and will get hate.
Cinnamon rolls.