Ben Walter

22. BA in Media Arts. USC Class of 2012. Music. Movies. TV. Sneakers. What else do you need?

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@susan_mims @notalli Literally a joke made on this week’s episode of Succession. “Tip for going out tonight: Ask any girls where they were on 9/11, if they don’t remember they’re underage”

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OFFICIAL CAPSLOCK SUMMARY OF THE IMPORTANT PARTS OF IRON MAN 4 - spitandvinegar: Keep reading https://t.co/ANirUEeRwd

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Vitamin String Quartets cover of Don't Fear the Reaper would be dope opening credits for something. #yourewelcome

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@nbcsnl @azizansari, @donaldglover, @JimGaffigan, @rejectedjokes, @SarahKSilverman, @ActuallyNPH, or all of the @workaholics #SNL41Host

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That time you thought you made a super tasty breakfast sandwich. #thinkagain #saltyAF #slightlyburnteverything #tooearlyforthisshit

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Real Estate teach keeps saying "genuine" but pronouncing it like Ginuwine. So I'm bumping #pony on the way home to get pumped for #gameday

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Urinals: Wether dick height or wall length, are impossible to miss. But somehow, still get piss all over my feet. #splashback #dudeproblems

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That time Vince Vaughn pulled a guy's teeth with pliers. #truedetective

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If you weren't sure how you felt about movies, then do yourself a favor and go see Jurassic World. Damn near perfect in every way. #truth

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"Maybe that's why we lost our sharp incisors." "Are you saying our mouths evolved...for blowjobs" #thinkaboutit

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Doesn't having a hashtag for when you #godarkfordinner defeat the purpose of said "darkness"

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Yo @gatorade. Props on the #keepsweating spot. But I'm not so sure you should've ended it with ball sweat drips. #justsayin #yanasty

[Hunter Boone @HunterBoone]

Would’ve loved to have passed out hours ago but Premiere decides to crash over and over.

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Everyone's a whore, we just sell different parts of ourselves. #peakyblinders

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@taylorisaman @ZWelly3 @alex_koss @waltersgotit @jabcost Galactus was not a plaything for mere mortals, it was a testament to gods among men

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the feeling of remembering Hershey Kisses in your pocket a few hours later only to find a pocket full of warm brown tinfoil. #chocolaterain

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@noradeee hey! Me and @notalli are in ATL to see @nerdist tonight. Let's hang out!!

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BRUCE HAS A MANGINA. BRUCE HAS A MANGINA. BRUCE HAS A MANGINA. #thejenterview #thejenderrevealparty #brucejenner

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#happyholidaze

[Did Kentucky win? @Did_UK_Win]

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