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[Eric Okiria Jr. @eric_okiria]

Suspending school trips is not a safety policy, it’s an admission that you cannot guarantee safety on your own roads. The children didn’t die because trips exist. They died because vehicle inspections are theatre, driver vetting is optional, and ambulances are a myth.

[ju༊·˚ @juloccd]

i think yall are just losers im sorry

[Divine Eko| Video Editor| Content Creator @d__vineofficial]

So one time I posted about The Polygamist on my status and my friend’s partner replied and it was looking like he wanted to talk more about it, I immediately texted her to go and watch it so they can discuss it.

That’s my own service to the society.
Avoiding people’s men.

[tooflyszn @_tooflyszn]

I love unfollowing people. You have displeased me for the last time. Leave my sight

[summrs @1luckixho]

even when I needed help. I helped

[𓀎 @yapittarius]

another reason my grudges are so nasty is cuz i really do give people so much grace and it viscerally disgusts me when they take that for granted

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

"I want to go home" is something you'll always catch me saying.

[isa ⚢ @BeIIafreeman]

Oh my days😭

[Alex Oluwatobi @alexlobaloba]

If I ever typed:

-am fyn
-hw r u
-tanx

Just know that they have hacked my phone.

[da highest priestess @aaslayah]

I hate when y’all delete a photo when it doesn’t get as much love as you expected. you gotta know you the shit with or without a like!

[ilymjsyk @g4na_xo]

my idea of a risky text is asking for a favor

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

I rebuke living paycheck to paycheck. I declare overflow, expansion, and provision.

[Csdarockstar @csdabratsworld]

Are you stupid?! Like genuinely

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Having a good day as an adult is literally:
• got paid
• ate something good
• nobody annoyed me
• went home
• sleep

[𝓟𝓸𝓼𝓲𝓽𝓲𝓿𝓮𝓐𝓾𝓻𝓪𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓸𝓶🎀🌸🩷 @PositiveAuraB]

you ever look at old photos of yourself and realize how insanely fucking thin you were but you thought you were fat?

[$ @jxtsummer]

does anyone know what to do. like in general

[motion. @hashtagtw0]

"send your account details"

a grammatical masterpiece.

[Lowkeyhurt @uhtriad]

I’m always down for spontaneous plans… as long as my hair’s already done.

[𝗕𝗮𝘀𝗮𝗷𝗷𝗮𝗡𝘀𝗼𝗹𝗼 @NzePatoh]

To please uncle mo