Brooke Shaw

Jesus | nurse | insta: b_shaw

[Brooke Shaw @_BEshaw]

@jj_duvall I'm doing ok

[Brooke Shaw @_BEshaw]

Saw a homeless man holding a sign that said “will take verbal abuse for change”. My dude, my rate is better: I do it for free.

[Brooke Shaw @_BEshaw]

@BethanyBirdwell But in the time they took to go back and look at the time and date, they might as well have resent the information or copied the old email and pasted it into this one lol

[Brooke Shaw @_BEshaw]

@jamelborrego It’s STILL not it

[Brooke Shaw @_BEshaw]

*phone rings*
Me: Hello?
Machine: Do not hang u-
Me:

[Brooke Shaw @_BEshaw]

@morganicmiller Snitches get stitches

[Brooke Shaw @_BEshaw]

@jamelborrego This ain’t it

[Brooke Shaw @_BEshaw]

@jamelborrego You don’t have to use the alternating caps bc they’re implied smh

[Brooke Shaw @_BEshaw]

@CampanileAlexis Oops

[Brooke Shaw @_BEshaw]

@TayllorElaine Block him 🙅🏼‍♀️🙅🏼‍♀️

[Brooke Shaw @_BEshaw]

You move mountains
You cause walls to fall

[Brooke Shaw @_BEshaw]

@DelilahClaire1 @jamelborrego We can’t all be Delilah tho

[Brooke Shaw @_BEshaw]

@DelilahClaire1 @jamelborrego I’m saying......😂😂

[Rodney Shaw @rodneyshaw]

James Guzman was facing surgery and more chemo treatments for cancer. Dr just confirmed there is no trace of cancer in his body. None.

[Brooke Shaw @_BEshaw]

@morganicmiller

[Brooke Shaw @_BEshaw]

@morganicmiller You said it to me and your mom. “I really want a letter board!!” Smh

[Brooke Shaw @_BEshaw]

@morganicmiller I’ve literally heard you say you want one before loser

[Brooke Shaw @_BEshaw]

@morganicmiller Idgi

[Brooke Shaw @_BEshaw]

@morganicmiller Oh good ok I don’t have to change then!!!

[Brooke Shaw @_BEshaw]

@morganicmiller What if there’s more than one ugly person. Does one get to be funny and the other have to be genuine? Can I be the ugly ugly one?