Elizabeth Clewell

You are not your fucking khakis.

[Elizabeth Clewell @_bethmoney]

Drunk me, in a nutshell

[Elizabeth Clewell @_bethmoney]

So proud of the fact that I lit a cig from the toaster oven #ingenuity

[Elizabeth Clewell @_bethmoney]

The struggle of being a morning person but also loving to party #earlymorninghangovers

[Elizabeth Clewell @_bethmoney]

Sometimes I really miss my old life

[Elizabeth Clewell @_bethmoney]

Life's too short to do things you don't give a fuck about

[Elizabeth Clewell @_bethmoney]

I'm never going to understand people who make their beds every morning

[Elizabeth Clewell @_bethmoney]

Embarking on a 6 hour hike. If I die, I want you to know that I love all of you. Especially those who favorited my last tweet.

[Elizabeth Clewell @_bethmoney]

I wish there was a version of trivia crack that was just Harry Potter related questions

[Elizabeth Clewell @_bethmoney]

Rainy days in Hawaii are the weirdest 😧

[Elizabeth Clewell @_bethmoney]

It feels so bizarre sitting outside eating lunch, sweating, in Hawaii, listening to Christmas music.

[Elizabeth Clewell @_bethmoney]

@Banana_Annaaa @clrlzbthlrsn #whereszayn

[Elizabeth Clewell @_bethmoney]

My German friend doesn't know the word for "leggings" so she calls them "tiny sweatpants." 😐

[Elizabeth Clewell @_bethmoney]

I have yet to find anything in the world more relaxing than laying in a hammock with a purring cat sleeping on my lap

[Elizabeth Clewell @_bethmoney]

Sand is awesome because you can dig little holes for your boobs and therefore comfortably lay on your stomach

[Elizabeth Clewell @_bethmoney]

“@johnmaine: If I fall will you catch me?” @clrlzbthlrsn

[Elizabeth Clewell @_bethmoney]

Beach days are the best days 😎

[Elizabeth Clewell @_bethmoney]

I'm so much skinnier when I don't have any friends!

[Elizabeth Clewell @_bethmoney]

If you think you hate the DMV in iowa, don't even try it in LA. 😑

[Elizabeth Clewell @_bethmoney]

It's bizarre how much I enjoy physical activity but hate working out

[Elizabeth Clewell @_bethmoney]

Hello cali!