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Instagram: Bethanynotthehuman

[Chicken Permission @_BethTheHuman_]

The best kind of friends are the ones who bring you a loaf of bread when you have no food in for dinner

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Dont overfill a bin bag with left over pies. The bag will break and the floor will be coated with crumbs. I'm good at my job.

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How can 1 lesson be so boring. Send coffee

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I slept through my Thursday morning lesson 2 weeks in a row. Today I actually made it in. I'm Sad that I woke up in time.

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

When a girl calls me scoobert doobert 😍😍😍😍😘🔥🔥🔥

[Chicken Permission @_BethTheHuman_]

Imagine someone shouting the reggae reggae sauce song at you in a sleepy voice in the dark. Instant nightmares.

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Sometimes when my bf goes to bed, he'll fake sleep for a while and then he'll sing the reggae reggae sauce song really loud to scare me

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Trump must not mean 'fart' in America because I honestly don't know how anyone could take Donald trump seriously If that was the case.

[𝕭𝖚𝖓𝖓𝖞 𝕸𝖊𝖞𝖊𝖗 @grav3yardgirl]

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[Chicken Permission @_BethTheHuman_]

When you've had a terrible day the best thing to do is to eat much pasta. It solves all life's problems

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@laggyteabag i know ! Where were the scars ?! And where was the laugh?! I was confused when people thought he made the film better. 😂

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@laggyteabag Leto just wasn't the joker at all 🙄

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[𝕭𝖚𝖓𝖓𝖞 𝕸𝖊𝖞𝖊𝖗 @grav3yardgirl]

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[Calum Palla @calumpalla]

Everyone who voted OUT waking up this morning #EURefResults

[Emily @emilypppp]

leave the EU, they said
our economy will be fine, they said

[Chris Butler @Sl0thz1lla]

When your vegetarian girlfriend cooks bacon for the first time in her life for you, you know she's a keeper.