Billy Madison

Currently in school to be a teacher. Knibb High Football Rules! *Parody Account* Contact: [email protected]

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2019:
Frozen 2
Aladdin
Dumbo
Toy story 4
The lion king

me:

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I am the smartest man alive! https://t.co/khSfS0a7Ha

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Bunt. B-U-N-T, in perfect cursive. Any more brain busters?

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Daddy: You were brought up with every advantage, I bought you everything. Toys, cars, vacations, clothes...

Me: Actually I, uh, stole this shirt from Frank.

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GOO!

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Stop looking at me, swan.

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Touch her boobs? That's assault brotha.

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Of course I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest.

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Knibb High football rules!

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T-T-T-TODAY JUNIOR!

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The Industrial Revolution to me is just like a story I know called "The Puppy Who Lost His Way."

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I'll tell you who got LeBron to sign with the Lakers, It was that damn Sasquatch.

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Oh Veronica Vaughn! So hot! Want to touch the hiney! Arrroooooooo!

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Happy Father’s Day to the best daddy in whole wide world! Thank you for not giving Eric the company

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He called the shit "poop"

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One of my all time favorite vines https://t.co/uq0QXbSOzd

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Oh!!! That was the grossest thing I've ever heard in my life!! Lezzzzz go!

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Do you have any more gum?

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Happy Valentine's Day

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Stop looking at me swan!