✞imoհ.™

Small Steps Daily

[✞imoհ.™ @_BISHOP_______]

Me when I see ladies hurting men

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Your days with that woman you don't give money are numbered!!

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Kitambo Gachagua angekuwa ameita press media Mara Tano ivi. He could have briefed us on the agreement terms of Ebola, the amount that Ruto received, and the amount he will be paid annually.

[Onyango Okello Oloo. @calvinokello4]

250 million ukiweka KCB Lock savings wanakupea 25 million every year kama interest, ama 2.1 million kila mwezi.

Bwana, mnachezea pesa huku nje.

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

Kama county officer anapatikana na 250M in cash, imagine zile akina Murkomen, Duale na Mbadi wameficha.

[John Doe @StanleyMasinde_]

Flirting: Tokea Westie
Harassment: Njoo utawala.

[Mutua B™🇰🇪. @Spikes55555]

As men seeing your sisters give birth at your parents house hurts us but we decide to stay quiet.

[𝑾𝒊𝒍𝒔𝒐𝒏 @Weeleey6]

Sasa tusha jua ni umaskini inafanya waseme tutam. Juu sasa 50k cash bail ni kitu ya kuchangisha surely???

[TIMRA🍟 @ragirasimchezo]

Ukienda club uone ule dem ako na attention ya wanaume ka wote juu ya dancing skills jua huyo alilelewa ushago na kwao ni masikini.

[Owichezzz @PiocheBrio]

Kuna day mzae na mathe kumbe wamekosana na sijui haha. Mimi nikaenda kuomba mathe doo ya sports day akaniuliza ‘huna baba?’ Saahizo mzae amekaa hapo kando

[Harmo @harmkimkim]

Tutatoka aje block na mnanunua makaa supermarket 😭😂😂💔

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Its like Rutos prime goal for being elected as president was so that he could become a global tourist without a Visa,using private jets hired with our money. Jamaa is ever traveling,doing Nothing!!!

[Haky @Haky49501827]

When you are arrested,uambie the cop wacha tuongee tumalize hii story hapa,Alafu akushow kuongea tutaongea but tufwate sheria kwanza,bro hapo we jitayarishe tu vile utajitetea huko court the following day😂

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

Me listening to how bad things have gotten at my job since I left

[Rèed @Ian_San254]

Dating a woman who can't help you financially when you're broke is a total waste of time.

[Lydia Warui @LGWarui]

Ukiona Duale kwa TV ujue the president is guilty as charged

[KIFOTO @kifotooh]

Unapata pesa kwa shida na bado unaeka chakula pilipili 😂

[Kijana ya PresidenT™️ @Mirema_world]

The inventor of chapo beans making sure two chapatis are not enough but three chapatis are too much

[Guok @PlayboyMandazi]

So difference ya bedsitter na single room ni that bedsitter unakunia ndani ya nyumba na single room unakunia nje😂😂

So you people are paying more to shit inside your houses

[Eric @amerix]

Kenya's cabinet secretary for health is asking for USD 20 million (KSh2.6 billion) to prepare for the first 100 Ebola cases.

Which Ebola cases? From where?

Ebola Billionaires.

[T-Bg @_iamtbag]

It really hurts me seeing people begging their partners to act right instead of just cheating.