@Estrogen_Storm went to the mechanics to get my car sorted
he asked me "so whats your problem"
so I said "you got one mate?"
put him asleep then and there
absolute melt
@Estrogen_Storm Walked up to the barber for a proper cut
Get there an he says, “ok mate, i’m free now, you want a go?”
Do I?
Mashed him right then and there the cheeky slag.
Done, dusted, sorted.
W⚓️
@Estrogen_Storm Was at the post office the other day
Bloke at the counter asked me “u wanna box?”
“Wot right now?”
Got the first punch in
Proper sponge wasn’t ready
Melt
@Estrogen_Storm Walked to me mate’s flat
He was grilling ham and cheese sammies
He asked if I wanted one
I said “a proper melt”
Chinned me right then and there
Cheers, mate. I had it coming.
@Estrogen_Storm went to my nan's the other day. while she was holding a tin of biscuits she looked at me and went "you want some?"
do i hell, nan
chinned her before she could get another word out
fuckin knobhead
@Estrogen_Storm My mum said she couldnt finish the rest of her meal
“You want some of this?”
Bet ya I fookin do mate
Chinned her right then and there
Chinned myself because nobody chins me mum.
Melt.