The Blunted Sultan

I'm often mistaken for Jonah Hill (before he got fit).

"What would I do for a Klondike bar? I'd suck anything you put in front of me, I'm serious" -Ed Norton

[Sam Hyde 🇺🇸 @wigger]

.@pfizer keeps me healthy and safe.

@Netflix keeps me sane and entertained.

@nytimes keeps me informed.

And sorry I know this is *RADICAL* but yes I trust our elected officials to (mostly) know what they are doing, and be the only people capable to guide us in today's world.

[The Blunted Sultan @_BluntedSultan_]

@retinend I am a HUGE fan of Sam, though objectively it would be very hard for you to paint his handling of the situation flatteringly.

I really liked how you cheekily contrasted and compared MDE with Awesome Show through pictures alone as Tim was speaking on his show.

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@retinend I just watched "I am a Cuck"- It was illuminating and very well done. It must have been a lot of work to compile all of this info!

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@wigger https://t.co/HAprZdpkIL

60-100k for a gyrocopter.

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@wigger I knew a lot of work went into these projects but I didn't think it would look quite like this. Cool insight fo sho

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@j05h_d3x73r bro guess ur ugly sorry bro u shoulda done a spinning backhand on that ho my guy honestly ur kinda soundin like a simp by callin her a girl when honestly honestly my boy you should be callin her a fuckin roastie on god I love and respect you bro but you really do be simpin

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Merry Christmas to everyone who sees this tweet from their Xmas gifts! NOT to ANYONE else. Im serious

[Million Dollar Extreme Quotes @MDE__Bot]

State-enforced homosexuality

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@kirktier I have chosen the path of least resistance. Im dummy kawaii

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@VenrisSFO Can't wait for modding to kick back into gear! I don't even play after releases until you update :D. SFO is life

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@HSTopDecks Thank you!

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@kirktier Ive never heard of either of these problems. This is why I wear 2 eyepatches. I don't want no condensation on my eyelashes

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@brettachapman LMAO pawnee? Thats a town in a tv show dummy, do u even kno historee?

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@kirktier You actually have 7 but two won't show for a few more years. The last one turns you into a crazy cat lady.

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@VenrisSFO Yesh those elf units looked super goofy. I'm not a competitive player, but none of that really looked like it fit with a skirmish army like Wood Elves. I don't think we need more dragons and wizards.

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Yes, everyone is very impressed by the huge cloud of cotton candy scented vapor you can blow out. Now please stop.

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@LaserEyesYea What did it SAAAAAAAY

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@Jessica_moore6 Writing is large gay. I only compose in the form of tweets now

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My mom told me Donald Trump was racist so I had no choice but to believe her

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"Me and my 600lb wife love our Coexist sticker like it's our child"