Also if you take any pictures of the @NASAMoon please venmo me: https://t.co/wqdDRJqiE4 #0271.
New Moon: $5
Waxing Crescent: $10
Waxing Gibbous: $2 (who cares)
First Quarter: $10
Waning Gibbous: $2 (the worst)
Waning Crescent: $5
Full Moon: $20 (sexiest)
Last Quarter: $10
Remember in the 90s that we fantasized about what the end of the world was gonna look like with 20 movies about the end times and now it's not funny at all because how close we are to the end