You shouldโve kept your father out of this.
He was the one calling me a short guy and saying youโd smash me, all while holding a beer in his hand.
Then you started talking about my divorce and telling the world you wouldnโt want to be my roommate.
Idiot.
First, weโre fighting, not dating.
Second, Iโm not looking for a roommate.
When I put you to sleep and youโre lying there next to the rose, Iโll look at your father and ask him one simple question:
Whoโs the short one now?
Iโm gonna break you Justin.