_Aurelia_

God's favorite.

[bigsmoke 🤔 @big_smoke2112]

the audacity of teeth to stay intact when people die but decay when they're alive.

[Eünæh @YaGal_Eunndrio]

Mtu anakupigia simu Sunday kuambia anakuja…. Oyaah, ulikuwa wapi Friday na Saturday? Me nishadinywa we kaa kwako 🚮😂💔

[big baby. @jazlynmarie____]

Home cooked meals are for niggas that pay bills.

[October 🍂 @OctByOctober]

people don’t understand that the reason why I’m so calm… is because I’m crazy

[Mia✨ @lovetobunloved]

This is why I’ll never tell a man he won’t find better than me

[🦢 @loungingmee]

Ask a woman why she hates men, she'll tell you a horrifying story involving violence, abuse, and harassment.

Ask a man why he hates women, he'll complain about feminists on TikTok, gold diggers, and a girl who once friend-zoned him and wouldn't date him.

[YOUFOUNDFUNKY💘 @PreciousJudge5]

Because why is your tummy so big as a man? No PCOS, pregnancy, fibroid..
What’s your excuse?

[Birungi bianca P @prossybianca]

I will never tell a man that he can't find someone better than me. Because there are women who even take loans for a man.

[_Aurelia_ @_Brazeal__]

@Gitau_Animist @miss_maoga You must be fat 😂

[𝔇𝔢𝔢 @deeomi_]

Flirt back you bastard, wtf is “eii”?? 😭😭

[Brian Mbunde ™ @Brianmbunde]

Let me Ruin an app for you. If you want to stream for free any show on any platform look for Stremio. You can stream on any Android TV. That is how i can stream all shows no matter the platform. It is free!!! Mnaibiwa hapa nje.

[Oiza @Steadi_lady]

“Get ready with me as a mother of 6” can never be me sha!

[中国 Sophiethequinn @Sophiethequin]

what if the man doesn't want an abortion?"

Is the man pregnant??

[H' @Hazaleedoll]

"the baby you aborted could have changed the world." Bitch you born and you ain't done shii for the planet keep it quiet.

[Mookamedi Motswane @IamMotswane]

The whole concept of having kids is crazy to me because what is it that we want them to come do here (on earth)?

[Ruth🐟 @Shanshazie]

You're sorry aje, ebu tugombane.

[Onyinyechukwu 🥷🏽 @victorasta_]

tune in to any Christian program and it's marriage marriage marriage.

[Portia Sebati @psebati]

Men

[Daughter of Muthoni @Miss_Muthoni_]

As an adult my best decision so far has been not having kids so far because siwezi imagine kutoka kwa mhindi alafu nianze kuambiwa, 'Help me with homework' 😭

[LeboNkangala🇿🇦 @LNkangala]

Nothing excites the uneducated than seeing a graduate struggling to get a job.