Ninbrendo Switch

Future Prince of Pole

[Ninbrendo Switch @_BrendenSmith]

They finally meet in person

[KING 5 News @KING5Seattle]

Dog steals pancake, starts small fire, naps https://t.co/viW6msStBx

[Ninbrendo Switch @_BrendenSmith]

I turn 21 in 3 Days

[ΛDRIΛN @AdrianXpression]

Y’all are so disrespectful to cashiers, waiters, etc. I was literally using my basic manners & this employee was like “wow ur so nice, u should see others that come thru here”

Like goddamn all I was saying was please, thank you, yes/no ma’am. Y’all must be EVIL to these people.

[Russell Wilson @DangeRussWilson]

"I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear."

-Martin Luther King Jr.

[Ninbrendo Switch @_BrendenSmith]

@DaniHuynh OH MY GAWD well lemme hit Derek up real quick his number still 696-696-6969?

[Ninbrendo Switch @_BrendenSmith]

@DaniHuynh ummm for your information I can become a stripper because I know I’m beautiful because Chad said so and I have at least 12 poles one for each room in my house INCLUDING the garage which is where I store my other 764 stripper poles 🥜💦

[Ninbrendo Switch @_BrendenSmith]

Wow your tweet was so misleading. You said you guessed on 1/3 of your quiz so I took this as an inspiration and guessed on 1/3 of my quiz as well. However, my quiz was 50 questions and worth 52% of my final grade. now I failed my class and am planning to become a stripper https://t.co/mAeJp8E5eg

[Ninbrendo Switch @_BrendenSmith]

Yeah sex is great, but do you know da way?

[Ninbrendo Switch @_BrendenSmith]

I hate people https://t.co/hrNiFODtEV

[KING 5 News @KING5Seattle]

Court OKs killing owls to see effect on other owls https://t.co/bUaUSQqdPf

[Ninbrendo Switch @_BrendenSmith]

@DaniHuynh Now I am LOOOOL

[Ninbrendo Switch @_BrendenSmith]

SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGHET https://t.co/PhmK1rG4vE

[Ninbrendo Switch @_BrendenSmith]

MY POWER IS OUT FML

[Ninbrendo Switch @_BrendenSmith]

So WINCO stands for Washington, Idaho, Nevada, California and Oregon because those are the states where the company was originally located

[Ninbrendo Switch @_BrendenSmith]

@DaniHuynh @Jessica_jin_ As an executive member of Costco I can speak for Costco and say we do not need the likes of you delinquents up in our establishment getting free samples and a hot dog and soda combo for $1.50 all because you will not buy a membership. Try Winco instead 💦💦💦💦🥜

[Ninbrendo Switch @_BrendenSmith]

Update: She moved LOL

[Ninbrendo Switch @_BrendenSmith]

So I’m listening to Saturation iii in the library and this bitch was like “can you turn off that annoying music?” We’re on the first floor of the library where you can listen to music. Plus it’s brockhampton. Fuck you hoe. So I turned that shit up louder.

[Ninbrendo Switch @_BrendenSmith]

Oh yeah sorry I filmed a dead body of someone who hung themselves. I didn’t know it was bad to film it, edit it, upload it and laugh about it on camera. But I’m spreading awareness so it’s okay. Here’s an apology video to make things right.

Fuck off @LoganPaul you’re sick.