• ᴅᴇɪᴛʏ ᴏꜰ ᴄɪɴᴅᴇʀ™

𝐈 ,
𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒓𝒅 𝑶𝒇 𝑪𝒊𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓 ,
𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝒆𝒙𝒕𝒓𝒆𝒎𝒆𝒍𝒚 𝒔𝒕𝒖𝒑𝒊𝒅 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝒊𝒎𝒎𝒂𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒆

[• ᴅᴇɪᴛʏ ᴏꜰ ᴄɪɴᴅᴇʀ™ @_BxtterDeity]

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𝘿𝙚𝙖𝙧 𝒔𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒓 ,
 𝙄 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙨𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝒂𝒔𝒔𝒊𝒔𝒕 𝙮𝙤𝙪 ,
       𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙝𝙚𝙡𝙥 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙜𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝒅𝒓𝒖𝒏𝒌 !

    𝒈𝒖𝒂𝒓𝒅𝒊𝒂𝒏
   /ˈɡɑː𝒅ɪə𝒏/
• 𝐚 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐬
  𝐨𝐫 𝐝𝐞𝐟𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠.
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[• ᴅᴇɪᴛʏ ᴏꜰ ᴄɪɴᴅᴇʀ™ @_BxtterDeity]

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‘ ‘  How should I be sure of that ?  ’ ’

[ He proceeded to raise a brow at the bottle . ]
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[➻「Mεgυм��и」💥 @KablamCaster]

❝ Awa!!! Oi! Give that back! It's not even alcoholic! ❞

[Megumin exclaimed, yelping as her drink was taken from her!]

[• ᴅᴇɪᴛʏ ᴏꜰ ᴄɪɴᴅᴇʀ™ @_BxtterDeity]

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‘ ‘  Child , You shouldn't be drinking that !  ’ ’

[ He immediately grabbed it from her hand . ]
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[➻「Mεgυмιи」💥 @KablamCaster]

[She has non alcoholic cider.

She's pretending it'll get her drunk.]

[• ᴅᴇɪᴛʏ ᴏꜰ ᴄɪɴᴅᴇʀ™ @_BxtterDeity]

Less of a threat and more of a ' I implore you ' .

[𝑈̶𝑠̶𝑒̶𝑙̶𝑒̶𝑠̶𝑠̶ 𝑊𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝐺𝑜𝑑𝑑𝑒𝑠𝑠 @DitzyGoddess]

Is he trying to threaten her?

That's a bad idea..

[• ᴅᴇɪᴛʏ ᴏꜰ ᴄɪɴᴅᴇʀ™ @_BxtterDeity]

Thou shall wear thy cloth ,

Or thy will lose thyne head .

[𝑈̶𝑠̶𝑒̶𝑙̶𝑒̶𝑠̶𝑠̶ 𝑊𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝐺𝑜𝑑𝑑𝑒𝑠𝑠 @DitzyGoddess]

Her other self?
She's lost.
She doesn't know him. She shan't listen.

[• ᴅᴇɪᴛʏ ᴏꜰ ᴄɪɴᴅᴇʀ™ @_BxtterDeity]

As her other self's elder brother , he demands her to wear some clothes .

[𝑈̶𝑠̶𝑒̶𝑙̶𝑒̶𝑠̶𝑠̶ 𝑊𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝐺𝑜𝑑𝑑𝑒𝑠𝑠 @DitzyGoddess]

But she's in her own house. She doesn't need pants!

[• ᴅᴇɪᴛʏ ᴏꜰ ᴄɪɴᴅᴇʀ™ @_BxtterDeity]

Put some clothes on .

[𝑈̶𝑠̶𝑒̶𝑙̶𝑒̶𝑠̶𝑠̶ 𝑊𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝐺𝑜𝑑𝑑𝑒𝑠𝑠 @DitzyGoddess]

This should be fun, I think!

[• ᴅᴇɪᴛʏ ᴏꜰ ᴄɪɴᴅᴇʀ™ @_BxtterDeity]

Laughs in 7'0

[• ᴅᴇɪᴛʏ ᴏꜰ ᴄɪɴᴅᴇʀ™ @_BxtterDeity]

This little girl's possessed ,

I must slay her before she can do any damage .

[• ᴅᴇɪᴛʏ ᴏꜰ ᴄɪɴᴅᴇʀ™ @_BxtterDeity]

Yawns in 6'5

[• ᴅᴇɪᴛʏ ᴏꜰ ᴄɪɴᴅᴇʀ™ @_BxtterDeity]

[ Bored Fire God Noises ]

[• ᴅᴇɪᴛʏ ᴏꜰ ᴄɪɴᴅᴇʀ™ @_BxtterDeity]

‘ ‘  Women can grow tall too y'know .  ’ ’

[➻「Mεgυмιи」💥 @KablamCaster]

"T-That's not fair, you're a guy-"

[• ᴅᴇɪᴛʏ ᴏꜰ ᴄɪɴᴅᴇʀ™ @_BxtterDeity]

So this one's a maid ,

That's cool and not so cool .

[• ᴅᴇɪᴛʏ ᴏꜰ ᴄɪɴᴅᴇʀ™ @_BxtterDeity]

‘ ‘  I was five foot seven .  ’ ’

[➻「Mεgυмιи」💥 @KablamCaster]

"I-I'm only fourteen and I'm five foot three!"

[• ᴅᴇɪᴛʏ ᴏꜰ ᴄɪɴᴅᴇʀ™ @_BxtterDeity]

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‘ ‘  Not really . .  ’ ’
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[➻「Mεgυмιи」💥 @KablamCaster]

"S-Short!? But I think I'm tall for my age!"

[• ᴅᴇɪᴛʏ ᴏꜰ ᴄɪɴᴅᴇʀ™ @_BxtterDeity]

POV : You've touched Aqua or have flirted with her .

[• ᴅᴇɪᴛʏ ᴏꜰ ᴄɪɴᴅᴇʀ™ @_BxtterDeity]

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💢

WHY IS HE HOLDING HER LIKE THAT ? !

IF IT WASNT WHAT IT LOOKS IT WHY ARE THEY SO GOD DAMN SCARED !

[【 𝑲 】��� 𝑭𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒂𝒄𝒊𝒐𝒖𝒔 𝑻𝒉𝒊𝒆𝒇 @iStexl]

❝ THIS IS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE !! ❞

[【 𝑲 】ー 𝑭𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒂𝒄𝒊𝒐𝒖𝒔 𝑻𝒉𝒊𝒆𝒇 @iStexl]

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                  𝐴 𝒘𝒐𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓𝒇𝒖𝒍 𝑎𝑑𝑣𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑒
𝑖𝑛 𝑎 𝒘𝒐𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓𝒇𝒖𝒍 𝑛𝑒𝑤 𝑤𝑜𝑟𝑙𝑑
𝑤𝑖𝑡𝘩 𝒘𝒐𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓𝒇𝒖𝒍 𝑝𝑎𝑟𝑡𝑛𝑒𝑟𝑠 ?

𝑻𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒅𝒐𝒆𝒔𝒏'𝒕 𝒔𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒅 𝒉𝒂𝒍𝒇 𝒃𝒂𝒅 !

[• ᴅᴇɪᴛʏ ᴏꜰ ᴄɪɴᴅᴇʀ™ @_BxtterDeity]

Pat pat—

[• ᴅᴇɪᴛʏ ᴏꜰ ᴄɪɴᴅᴇʀ™ @_BxtterDeity]

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Yep , she's a radish .