cabble.bsky.social

Big chip loving idiot

[Dan Douglas @dandouglas]

hey dude, didn’t your wife marry the nazi pedo twice?
THOMAS BRODIE-SANGSTER: (sighs) yes, my wife married the nazi pedo twice

[dylan @dylangonzalez21]

“55 points 55 rebounds 55 blocks 55 assists 55 steals”

[Philip Proudfoot @PhilipProudfoot]

*Adam Curtis Voiceover*

In 1994, a group of men made a decision. They believed that if they could just make people *feel* that things were a little bit better, no one would notice that nothing had changed.

They called it modernisation.

Thirty years later, a lawyer from Holborn looked at the wreckage of that project and decided to try it again.

But it was a fantasy.

And when the world began to fall apart, it was revealed that that once again, nothing has really changed, and the lawyer from Holborn also believed in nothing.

[vic @CountOnVic]

Me when they finally bring food out but it’s for the other table

[niko 🇧🇼 @nik0_mcr]

Get a day off and still whinge. Truly the most miserable nation on earth

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

Happy 15th anniversary to one of the tweets of all time

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

Wemby on receiving backlash for crying on the court:

“Personally, I refuse to carry the burden of hiding my emotions.”

(via @MaximeAubin1)

[Coconut Tree Faller Outer Ofer @Cam_Oflage]

still can't believe that there's two Isaiah Colliers and one plays jazz vs the other plays for the Jazz

[Mystic PSG❤️💙 @Salamandredu94]

Le tir est impressionnant, mais l’homme en moi ne peut s’empêcher d’imaginer ce que Jeff Hardy nous aurait proposé avec cette échelle en 2008

[Public Enemies Podcast @PublicEnemiesHQ]

Shane McMahon said I know a work when I see one 😭😂

[amir @blumenfeld]

Insane. She barely hit any home runs.

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

I have a sports statistic to share

[Zara Rahim @ZaraRahim]

Fun fact! Elmo is actually short for El Mohammed

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

[Werner Herzog voice] Jimmy Buffet’s Margaritaville

[iPacers.com @iPacersblog]

Moment of the Game:

[Brandon O’Neill @brandonjjoneill]

The thought of some American booking a holiday to Benidorm off the back of this, then potentially seeing one pissed up Brit dressed as a nun and another dressed as a cheerleader punching fuck out of each other as soon as they land warms my heart

[Hunter Schwarz @hunterschwarz]

George Women Bush