caleb

99.9 % silverware

[caleb @_Calebwilliams]

guys rush limbaugh is dead!

😂

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@jago_miller fr like we dont want to smoke ur sweaty xanax finger oils bro 🤢

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why do plugs try to unwrap 5k worth of drug while filming with one hand get a gopro already u idiot my eyes hurt

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https://t.co/Oe6i98Rclx

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*moaning*

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@brryhmstd 😏

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u may have valentine but i have virtual raccoon

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@GlennJacobsTN big word = smart. good job 👍

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u guys feed people with underbites or just let them walk around?

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is this postmodernism

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been sleeping with an open sharpie next to my bed lately and i keep having this dream that i am a train its so cool highly recommend

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@mavi4mayor an

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can we just let all the boy scouts troop leaders and catholic preachers have sex with each other

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old head nation had its last meeting today at 4:21 p.m. the worst has been confirmed, normal hermit crabs DO NOT taste like big pincher crabs.

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@thegallowboob this is me.

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@jago_miller yes. ode to an african violet is all that shields me from the sound of my mothers 3 speed silicon vibrator it works so well❤️

[caleb @_Calebwilliams]

jeff bezos has magnetic skin. not even joking, i saw him at cracker barrel the other day and he had like 3 forks stuck to his neck. such a fucking weirdo