Sara Darling

Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.

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@bibbygirl78 @FitspirationaI but for real! It's like a walking baby deer!

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I just realized I haven't eaten all day. How have I not passed out yet? Pizza it is #biggurl #workitofflater

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Power goes off at the bar & I have to pee. @sirWilliamTell turns on his phone light so I can see where I'm peeing. Best #fakehusband EVER.

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A little Marvin Gaye before work. Come on 4 day weekend....

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I hate working out in the mornings. But imma look sexy tonight.

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@Gay_David they're on sale......

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It's ok in the day, I'm staying busy. Tied up enough so I don't have to wonder where is he.

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Oh. My. Grilled. Cheesus. On. Fucking. French. Baguette. #fack

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I absolutely detest the way girls talk these days. Educate yourself ladies. Stop talking like you live in the mall.

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"Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." #carlsagan

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@coachwyatt71 @bibbygirl78 @theindianrose well sunshine on my fucking ass....

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@bibbygirl78 @coachwyatt71 @theindianrose if I could just not run into people I've had "relations"with every time I leave the house. I win.

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I got really close to a Chihuahua eating my penis #nocontextquote

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The rain always reminds me of you & I've never known why.

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Pretty sure my toe is broken thanks in large part to my weights hidden under my workout clothes. Bringing sexy back is dangerous kids.

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@sirWilliamTell you're welcome

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@sirWilliamTell let me help you with that....

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So many bad shoe decisions at the bar.

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Oh sweetie. They make special bras for that dress. They're called strapless. Try again.

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That awkward moment when you have a text conversion with someone thinking it's someone else with the same name. Well shit.