Charizard

YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN ME

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But then I realized I forgot my fucking shorts! That's right, bitches, Charizard likes shorts. They're cool and breezy. You can't train me

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So I was fucking my bitch last night when she said "Magmar is gonna be home soon!" So I busted outta there through the window

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@yellowchairs I'm surprised I'm anyone's favorite anything. Except for badass Pokemon starter. I'm everyone's favorite!

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> HAHAHA. FAGGOT ADMINS BANNED FROM 4CHAN FOR FLAMING SCRUBS. CLASSIC.

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@yellowchairs I DON'T SEE WHY BUT OKAY.

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@mrxtothaz Yo dawg, we herd yo lil' lungs was too small to hotbox with God, so we put lungs in yo lungs so you can hotbox while you hotbox

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@bianc0rz omg do it. we can make a baby king, 'cause i'm a king, baby

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IF YOU PICKED SQUIRTLE TO START, YOU'RE A FAGGOT. STOP PLAYING MY GAME ON EASY MODE

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@bianc0rz lolschool. I just got out of bed :3:3

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MISTY IS A BITCH. FUCK YOU WATER TRAINERS. YOU'RE ALL FAGGOTS. DIE IN HELL

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ALL JUST PLAYIN' SAN ANDREAS WITH MY FLAMETHROWER. FUCK YO PO-POS, YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO ARREST ME

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MY FIRE BLAST IS SO HOT IT'S LIKE THE SON OF SATAN, MY FIRE BLAST IS SO HOT IT FEELS LIKE THE SUN IS HATIN'

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I JUST SHIT A CHARMANDER WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

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SO I'M ALL CHILLIN' WITH ARCANINE RIGHT, AND HE STARTS COMPLAINING ABOUT BEING "RONERY". WTF? OH SHIT I THINK I MEANT /r9k/ NEVERMIND

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Holy shit I have a sick headache, I need to smoke some weed. Fuck, I think Flareon Bic'd me again. Ugh... I'll just use Flamethrower I guess

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Haha that faggot Gyarados tried to sneak attack me when I was flying out to Cinnabar Island to chill with Magmar. Fuckin' chump got roas ...

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OH FUCK I JUST FLAMED SCYTHER TO CRISP. NOW WHAT THE FUCK AM I GOING TO EAT FOR SUPPER?

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HAHAHA THAT FAGGOT ASH TRIED TO GET ME TO HOLD DOWN MISTY WHILE HE RAPED HER. I LOL'D. HE DOESN'T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO COMMAND ME

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Just went 1-16 on HCHQ CoD4 holyshitfuckow.