Charles Barkley

[Charles Barkley @_CharlesBarkley]

Now we have all the power in the Universe? What should we do now...Jesus? What's first on the agenda?

[Charles Barkley @_CharlesBarkley]

*starts to come to* ......what....I feel...I FEEL POWER. SUCH POWER!!!!!!!

[Charles Barkley @_CharlesBarkley]

Bill Cosby! Can it...is it...is it really you? What an honor to be in your presence!! *kneels in front of Bill Cosby*

[Charles Barkley @_CharlesBarkley]

Our foes are defeated, Jesus, and we stand victorious....but hmm....what do we do now? Where is the power?

[Charles Barkley @_CharlesBarkley]

Think again, knucklehead!!!!!!!

[Charles Barkley @_CharlesBarkley]

I am here to cleanse you in the name of the NBA. Jesus and I are now ONE...this should have happened long ago!

[Charles Barkley @_CharlesBarkley]

Take this, ya rag timin' punk!

[Charles Barkley @_CharlesBarkley]

Oh, that's it! I'm about to lay you out, you ugly fool! Jesus! Bless ma' basketballs!

[Charles Barkley @_CharlesBarkley]

Oh, I didn't mean it like that, little man. Sorry.

[Charles Barkley @_CharlesBarkley]

Ach! My Barkleymobile is a bonafide wreck... Jesus!

[Charles Barkley @_CharlesBarkley]

Ugh, I can't shake 'em!!

[Charles Barkley @_CharlesBarkley]

I ain't seen anything this glorious since "Barkley: Shut Up and Jam!" for the Super Nintendo.

[Charles Barkley @_CharlesBarkley]

Of course, sir! *Charles goes outside and fires up the engine. The rest of the team goes and jumps into the car* AWAAAAAYY!!!!!!!

[Charles Barkley @_CharlesBarkley]

Indeed....wait, Robocop...can you use your powerful computer-brain to decipher this clue? Maybe there's a hidden message.

[Charles Barkley @_CharlesBarkley]

But what does it mean, Gandalf?!

[Charles Barkley @_CharlesBarkley]

Aw yeah! Time to SHUT UP AND DIE, Dracula! *launches the holy basketballs at Dracula's head*

[Charles Barkley @_CharlesBarkley]

Jesus, quick! Bless these basketballs....I will launch them at Dracula and destroy him!

[Charles Barkley @_CharlesBarkley]

What is it Jesus? What do you see?

[Charles Barkley @_CharlesBarkley]

@_MrMystery_ Time to SHUT UP AND CONTROL THE UNIVERSE! I accept this challenge!