Michelle

Badger living in the big apple.

[Kristen Carolan @babyfeverbabe]

Running around the house pregnant with a toddler on my hip makes me wish I had a one story house

[SPANE 🇪🇸 @SperrysandNikes]

I hate this building so much.

[Michelle @_ChellzBellz]

@Delta I have been trying to change my SkyMiles account to my married name since April. I’ve submitted the request online multiple times. Can someone please help?

[Michelle @_ChellzBellz]

Called it…game 5 on my wedding day. Hopefully there’s nothing in my contract that can fuck me over since my original wedding was in September and I didn’t plan for this 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Michelle @_ChellzBellz]

I planned my 2020 and 2021 weddings around all of the known events happening in MKE…Summerfest, the DNC, and the Ryder Cup. Now my wedding day could be game 5 of NBA finals and my venue is only .3 miles from the Fiserv Forum 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Michelle @_ChellzBellz]

I planned my 2020 and 2021 weddings around all of the known events happening in MKE…Summerfest, the DNC, and the Ryder Cup. Now my wedding day could be game 5 of NBA finals and my venue is only .3 miles from the Fiserv Forum 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Michelle @_ChellzBellz]

This week’s meeting schedule consists of a 8am, 7am, and 8pm-10:30pm. Despite working all hours of the day, I still feel guilty for doing 20 min peloton rides during lunch. I hate corporate America.

[Michelle @_ChellzBellz]

And fucked I was...

[Michelle @_ChellzBellz]

As a resident of NYC I feel like I’m totally fucked for the coronavirus. The MTA really needs to disinfect public transportation more than every 72 hours

[Alexandra Schwartz @Alex_Lily]

Before you adopt a dog you might want to consider whether it is the kind of dog who might DIVE ON THE BIGGEST RAT YOU'VE EVER SEEN AND REFUSE TO DROP IT FOR FIVE MINUTES WHILE YOU SCREAM ON PROSPECT PARK WEST

[Michelle @_ChellzBellz]

In the last 4 weeks I, bought a car, moved to Westchester, adopted a puppy, and signed up for a Costco membership. My suburban life just went from 0 to 💯 and I’m pretty happy about it.

[Michelle @_ChellzBellz]

Being commissioner of the Victoria’s Secret Super Bowl Squares, is one of the things I’m most proud of in my professional career.

[Michelle @_ChellzBellz]

Tried to give the homeless man I frequently see on my block some food & a blanket, but he said no 🥺

[Michelle @_ChellzBellz]

Getting to a bar at 8 am (in paradise) to watch football is acceptable when you haven’t been to a bar in 11 months

[Michelle @_ChellzBellz]

Found this gem in the middle of nowhere Maui #GoPackGo

[Michelle @_ChellzBellz]

I’m going to have anxiety about that moment for the next 10 years

[Michelle @_ChellzBellz]

Had a 2 hour virtual store visit tonight in Australia.I work in Beauty, so the time spent on my category is minimal compared to bras & panties.After we finished BTY, my attention faded & I started eating dinner.I got called on at the end & didn’t answer b/c I had food in my mouth

[Michelle @_ChellzBellz]

The best part about working from home with Victoria’s Secret is no one gives a shit that I wear matching PJ sets or sweats every day because it’s all our product. Have to support the company somehow since I now only put on bras for big meetings.

[Michelle @_ChellzBellz]

I’ve put up with a lot of shit in my 8 years of living in NYC, but last night I rolled my ankle running, by stepping on a fucking RAT. Worst part was he was completely fine and scampered away into the park. I think my only option now is to move & burn my tennis shoes.

[Michelle @_ChellzBellz]

The guy’s face at Kleinfeld’s was priceless when I told him I was taking the subway home with my wedding dress. Now where to store this thing for the next 10 months? 😕

[Michelle @_ChellzBellz]

@ashlrd Come to NYC this weekend! You and Phil can go to a nice outdoor rooftop dinner 😊

[Michelle @_ChellzBellz]

What a fucking week this was. Sometimes it pays to be at the bottom & not make a lot of money. But also I feel like I should figure out a new career since retail is dying. Suggestions are welcomed!