Chip

I'm Chip, 28. They/Them. My life is a shitpost.

[Chip @_ChippyChoppy]

New lego sets mean serotonin goes up, bank balance goes down

[thelefttake @thelefttake]

“Cutting red tape costs taxpayers nothing”

[Narrlocke @Narrlocke]

Holy shit I havent been able to breathe for like 15 minutes

[David Hines @hradzka]

*turns, looks directly into camera*

[kris @notwithhaste__]

the first plane has hit the towers (my 14yo is on ao3)

[✭ ݁ ˖ @pinofdnp]

who are you? i’m you, but free

[Wrynnsito @Wrynnsito1]

“Healthcare is NOT a Hum-“

[德夫弗尔! (Dev) @Lemonwolfyy]

mood rn:

[valentine @tinyritalingirl]

once in my hijabi days i didnt even reach the airport scanner line before i got dragged to a little room i was like "my family in europe are flying me to visit :) its my 1st time :)" while a guy called me a terrorist then ripped my bag only to pull out six plush toys sequentially

[luda 🇺🇸 🇺🇳 @luda8t]

Beautiful community note

[dan and phil fans yaoiville ⚞•⚟ IS SEEING DNP ☆ @catbearbunz]

THE WAY DANS FACE IMMEDIATELY FELL

[MA☈K 🐮 @MarkOfThePeace]

Wow, what a Queen.

[Chip @_ChippyChoppy]

@Nigel_Farage

[Tharries @TharriesYT]

There’s something so funny about putting out such a serious campaign video to fight a bin

[Oliver Ghoulsden 👻 @DinomiteVGC]

For my non-UK friends who don't follow our politics:

- The leader of the far right party has called an election in his area as a publicity stunt to show he can win against "the establishment"

- He will be running exclusively against a man wearing a bin

- He might actually lose

[lauren @olquartertank]

i honest to god tee-heed at this

[holly ִֶ ⋆𐙚❅🦌*°⋆❆ 🏳️‍⚧️ @swagmaster86753]

pet play but you open the door and i run into the road and get ran over

[Greeners @itsgreeners]

Claire’s closing down? Serves them right for accusing me of shoplifting in their Accrington Arndale store in 1996. Played the long game but I’ve had the last laugh.

[lake💕IS ELLE WOODS @yeehawodyssey]

what is hard launch even about bro

[Chip @_ChippyChoppy]

@lancaster_aj @barryharryy Fuck, I'm unoriginal