Zack Colson

ranch dressing king

[Zack Colson @_Colson]

currently shaking my ass to the usher half time show

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@CooperSeidewand our kids at pizza hut after the game after playing the 10 play minimum

[Cooper @CooperSeidewand]

colson and i after our future kids pop warner football game at 10 am on a saturday

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@CooperSeidewand yo what up

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penis

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@elonmusk you are a fucking weenie dude

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@CooperSeidewand

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@SeidewandStyle handsome lad he is

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@tycallahan7 @kaylawalker__ go off queen

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@CooperSeidewand i’m still that fucking sick btw

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@hotmealticket this is actually how i make old fashioneds at home

[Lil B THE BASEDGOD @LILBTHEBASEDGOD]

CELTICS TEAM #BLESSED #NBA - Lil B

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Throwback to the time the BBC asked Rage Against The Machine not to swear during a live broadcast.

[Zack Colson @_Colson]

human civilization:

[Lights @lights]

It would be nice to start over again

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@CooperSeidewand 🅿️

[thornhead @wormsofbarlo]

(guy who's got his whole life ahead of him) it's over

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fully started weeping as i watched this lol. the greatest to ever lace em up and by far the most important athlete of my life. tom fucking brady. i love you

[Barstool Gambling @stoolgambling]

Tom Brady. Greatest Ever.

https://t.co/7Eo7yRenft

[Lyra, Esq., is NOT DAREDEVIL @PinkRangerLB]

Steven Spielberg: “I need a song for my dinosaur movie”

John Williams: “cool I’m going to write the most beautiful song in the entire world”

[Zack Colson @_Colson]

shout out my wife love u babe

[Danya @dxxnya]

she said “he’s short he has a mullet and he’s broke” lmaoo

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just jumped out of a moving uber to shake things up a bit