Commander_Panda_

Sometimes I do stuff, sometimes I don't.

Jimi Beagle or Niki James on all music platforms

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You ever hear someone say something you didn't like and it was you?

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There's no I in team but there's three U's in shut the fuck up

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Sec offenders should have ankle bracelets.
We could call them pedometers

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Looking through old Promo / shop edits...

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Asparagus makes my pee smell funny, and vice versa

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If a tree falls in the woods and everyone knows trump is a paedophile does he still get to be president?

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There were a lot of pro streamers demanding a BR but it could have been a platform for new pros in a different ecosystem instead of the same old people doing the same thing until they eventually go back to warzone

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Battlefield’s BR is a bad move. Like it or not COD does a really good job with warzone. I feel like they’ve sacrificed the identity of BF just to do a slightly worse imitation of something else.

Give me big maps and conquest not small maps and BR

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@DisneyPlus watching snowfall and there’s whole scenes in Spanish. My choices are either subtitles for everything or nothing. I don’t speak Spanish well enough but I don’t want subtitles on permanently. Surely this isn’t news to a company this size? Subtitle the non-English?

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Do French people smoke weed or oui’d?

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I swear to god @SuckerPunchProd I’m still mourning Kage don’t you do it to me again…

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Vaccines don’t cause autism, I do. I’m everywhere, thinking autisticly at you. You can’t escape.

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Born to dilly dally
Forced to get a wriggle on

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“Am I talking bad about you, or is what you did bad and I’m talking about it”
🤌🤌🤌

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Pet peeve: whenever a caption says “this is how this feels like”… it’s either “this is how it feels” or “this is WHAT it feels like”.
Combining the two pisses me off on a deep level that I probably should talk to a professional about

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I don’t understand how there’s a new nba game every year. Like cod is bullshit but at least there’s new maps or whatever. It’s literally just basketball. The court is the same. Players are irrelevant it’s just throwing a ball at the ring..?

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Poppy would like to remind you all to touch grass sometimes

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Y’all ever do a shit so big you get a chill afterwards?

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Women are like strawberries.
Sometimes they’re at the grocery store

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My take on #DeathStrading2

It’s ok. I would even say it’s pretty good. Not by any means a “masterpiece” as some are calling it.