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“Salty Underachieving Lefty”

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Casemiro after Christmas.

[Simon Stone @sistoney67]

Erik ten Hag says he doesn't expect Casemiro and Lisandro Martinez back before Christmas.

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@NOELY1982 @hamezhill Problem for Reform and Greens is when your popularity rises quickly and it's not easy to get a certain level of candidate.
At the same time for Reform if you're essentially a one issue party which attracts one policy minds this is something that tends to play regularly.

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£35m for a good squad player. I'm sure people will act very normal about this.

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 Manchester United reach agreement with Atalanta to sign Ederson. Price for 26yo midfielder €40.5m fixed + €4.5m of potential bonuses. Personal terms in place on 4+1yr deal. Must still do medical & all parties plan to complete early July @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/OgkmPEYVg7

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He'll be telling United they can't keep sacking managers too.

[Simon Stone @sistoney67]

League Two Salford City have sacked manager Karl Robinson. The move comes nine days after their 3-0 play-off final defeat by Notts County at Wembley. Salford began last season under a new ownership structure, with only Gary Neville and David Beckham of the ‘Class of 92’ still investors. Both former England and Manchester United stars were at Wembley for the play-off loss. "Salford City can confirm Karl Robinson will leave his position today as head coach with immediate effect,” the club said in a statement. "This decision has been reached unanimously by the club’s Board and executive team following a thorough review of the football operation. Karl has conducted himself throughout his time at Salford City with professionalism and integrity. These decisions are never easy, but we believe this is the right moment to make a change as we look ahead to the next chapter in Salford City’s development."

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@SaleSharksRugby Retire the club.

[The xG Philosophy @xGPhilosophy]

Arsenal created just 0.01(xG) between 45+6’ and 120’

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That kick off routine 😷

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Why they letting him take that pen 😭

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@AlanRay1169790 @bhdarts Darts was selling out every venue before Littler.

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Ffs hope they scousers don't go for Iraola

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@R_J_Shaw Are you retarded?

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@BackIndeed Absolutely not. He's already worth a lot more than that.

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Sickening how good Sooryavanshi is

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Barcelona have played Rashford. Not sure they've really been that interested.
I'd imagine they'll try for another loan which will be knocked back.

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 Barcelona make proposal to sign Anthony Gordon from Newcastle United. Bid for 25yo #NUFC winger €80m + bonuses; no agreement yet as talks over England int’l continue. Interest of other clubs ongoing but #FCBarcelona + #FCBayern strongest @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/MvUHXko2r0

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Looking forward to a summer of Twitter accounts inflating the cost of Uniteds signings again.
Ederson is going to be £60m by the weekend.

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@AndyBurnhamGM What about Iraq Andrew?

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@Macho_Grande1 Difference is Uniteds wage bill is less than Liverpools. He genuinely loves the club. Doesn't rely on pace and will still be quality for another couple of seasons.

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@jonmcnic79 Exactly. Can't believe not even a statement has been put out at the very least. Just chin them off.
Soon see how quick they show some respect when the meal ticket is removed.

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How he's not been banned from the club I don't know.

[UtdXclusive @UtdXclusive]

🚨📸 Roy Keane via IG 👀👀

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Back to rinsing United for Neville..

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Far right parties in this country always fail as they're never racist enough for their own batshit supporters.

[Sandy Tregent @SandyofSuffolk]

So it seems Rupert Lowe's son has just married a Muslim or a woman with very close Muslim ties. Oh the hypocrisy. 🙄