crandus

the account formerly known as memes i wish i could tag my pig in ❤🕊

[crandus @_CONDUiT_]

every intrusive thought you suppress I act out twice

[naoise @naoisekil]

im pregnant with a nonbinary baby named Tank

[crandus @_CONDUiT_]

can somebody put me into contact with a creative? I have some ideas...

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@pantyfacemask what were you wearing

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shard is a portmanteau of sharp and part they just couldn't name it the other thing

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@f9orse4gh56in I saw madonna

[crandus @_CONDUiT_]

@wackyforms lol

[KAMI @ZoDontTreadOnMe]

This why they be killing each other so often. Imagine eating a slice of this shit , your stomach going crazy, you sweating and irritated and a nigga fuckin ya bm walks in 7-11.

[Brendan aka “Cangrande”. @luso_brendan]

I wrote a humorous essay about Fashion Square mall at this time in 2023 with the editorial insight of @20gaShotgun of @FarthestHeaven. I posted it, & also recorded it, for free for all to enjoy. The link is below this post.

[𓊓 @social_actavis]

abrahamic religions

[crandus @_CONDUiT_]

the daft bitch creamed my turbot in a flounder pan

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there is a complicated process of steps for turning a sphere inside out but if it were on me I'd just crease the thing and clear up the rest of my day for milling about the house

[crandus @_CONDUiT_]

who's still watching this in 2025

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this is what youtube's all about no flashy intro no annoying music no 8 hour video essay just a man pushing a rock up a hill for eternity

[crandus @_CONDUiT_]

I feel like 52 is a good age like not too grown not too young but in the middle

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she's so everything bagel I'm so nothing burger

[crandus @_CONDUiT_]

the kids today are ordering their nothing burgers animal style

[crandus @_CONDUiT_]

one nothing burger: gimme the works

[crandus @_CONDUiT_]

@ouiouiapey been craving a nothing burger

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@wackyforms your stabbee

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chappell roan is what jk rowling would have come up with if she had to add a lightskin wizard

[halo 𐙚 @pIain_tofu]

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