Chris

Assistant General Counsel, Regulatory/Compliance at ANTIFA

[Chris @_CorporateChris]

82-0 is dumb. Just programmed to favor stats over guys who hustle and play the game the right way

[Chris @_CorporateChris]

Please do something @Pontifex

[On3 @On3]

BREAKING: Notre Dame has declined its bowl invitation after being snubbed from the College Football Playoff👀

https://t.co/mx8qYMVgz1

[Chris @_CorporateChris]

@HeismanTrophy I want to vote for #DiegoPavia

[Chris @_CorporateChris]

Funniest part of this is Trump saying that FDR was a Democrat “to the best of my knowledge”

[Acyn @Acyn]

Mamdani: I appreciated is in our meeting to appreciate a portrait of F.D.R. And the incredible work that was done with the new deal and in thinking about what it could look like when the federal government and New York City government to deliver on affordability can be transformative. 

President Trump: I found the picture in the vaults. I put it up

[Chris @_CorporateChris]

@christopherhale @chicagobulls @nyknicks Also worth noting the Knicks prominently feature 3 players from his alma mater, Villanova

[Chris @_CorporateChris]

This is honestly pretty impressive but none of the coverage of this story has addressed its most interesting aspect, which is that Tiger Woods is currently dating her mom

[GOLF.com @GOLF_com]

Kai Trump will miss the cut in her LPGA debut at The ANNIKA.

[Chris @_CorporateChris]

Well we already know the dog won’t be the same unless Brady diligently recreates all the same life experiences of the previous dog through a series of rehearsals

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Tom Brady revealed that his current dog Junie is a clone of his late dog Lua, who died in December 2023, per @baileykrich 🤯

The dogs were cloned by Colossal Biosciences, a biotech company that Brady is an investor in, using blood collected prior to Lua's death

[Chris @_CorporateChris]

I’m shooting 65% from 3 into those hats

[Daniel Haqiqatjou @Haqiqatjou]

Zohran learning his place.

[Chris @_CorporateChris]

Sister Jean

[Chris @_CorporateChris]

Corporate greed that is, for lack of a better word, unsporting

[Yahoo Sports @YahooSports]

Executives are “inching closer” to an agreement to expand the NCAA tournament to 76 teams with a 12-game “opening round” played at two sites starting in 2026-27, per @RossDellenger.

[Chris @_CorporateChris]

Just saw One Battle After Another and would like to announce I am quitting my nyc big law job to join the hot black girl revolution

[Chris @_CorporateChris]

College football is no big deal when you live a rich inner life

[Chris @_CorporateChris]

Just walked past a billboard for the “Chad Powers” show starring Glen Powell with the tagline, “Football’s Greatest Catfish.” That is, uh, quite famously, not true.

[Chris @_CorporateChris]

I love PTA but this is obviously the greatest run of all time

[Brian Duffield @BrianDuffield]

No filmmaker has ever had a run like PTA prove me wrong

[Chris @_CorporateChris]

This would rock unfortunately

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Breaking News: An effort to get Eric Adams to drop out of the New York City mayor's race is said to involve a plan for President Trump to nominate him as ambassador to Saudi Arabia. https://t.co/YKX9uJBqYK

[Chris @_CorporateChris]

Your English teacher and your gym teacher are getting married

[Chris @_CorporateChris]

5 am Afters with the boys in the Apostolic Palace>>>

[New York Post @nypost]

Pope Leo opts to share papal residence with four associates, breaking with tradition https://t.co/1Ou0yYVHm4

[Chris @_CorporateChris]

Ms. Swift, I want to let you know I have received all the coded messages you’ve left me in your songs, and I will be acting on them soon.

[Chris @_CorporateChris]

Say what you want about this lady, but at least Mr Bezos is keeping it well within the divide by 2 plus 7 rule and staying away from whatever the new Epstein Island is

[OK! Magazine USA @OKMagazine]

Jeff Bezos is about to make his wife, Lauren Sánchez, a star!

Insiders recently revealed Bezos’ plans to launch his wife into a prominent acting role in the James Bond reboot, claiming the billionaire is fixed on seeing her in the film.

“He’s obsessed,” a Hollywood insider dished to a news outlet. “This isn’t just fantasy casting — Jeff wants her on screen, period.”

More details here: https://t.co/AOsPkZSMDo

[Chris @_CorporateChris]

“I’m gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes! Go Hogs!” - Benjamin Netanyahu

[Sarah Huckabee Sanders @SarahHuckabee]

Closed out an incredible final day in Israel by signing a Memorandum of Understanding that deepens the Arkansas-Israel partnership.

This is an unbreakable bond - spiritually, diplomatically, and economically.