Courtney🦋

[Courtney🦋 @_courtneydx]

I seriously cannot fucking stand people who smack their food. Is there a need

[Mirror Breaking News @MirrorBreaking_]

BREAKING: Rest in peace, Your Majesty https://t.co/BkNC73ZSxv

[Courtney🦋 @_courtneydx]

I swear to god I am never having anymore kids

[Courtney🦋 @_courtneydx]

@kati3taylor I honestly just sit on my phone Katie I’ve only took it twice in the year I’ve had it hahahha

[Courtney🦋 @_courtneydx]

Why is getting your car washed as a female so intimidating lol

[Courtney🦋 @_courtneydx]

Told freya to pick up something she dropped for her to make a grunting noise and say I’m so bossy. I swear to god I dunno what I done to deserve a demon offspring

[Courtney🦋 @_courtneydx]

I can’t get no sleep

[Mai @maisldx]

ARE YOU KIDDING WHO IS VOTING FOR GEMMA AND LUCA?? #LoveIsland2022

[Courtney🦋 @_courtneydx]

Who is voting for Luca and Gemma ffs. Luca is gonna cause a massive argument over this the brat #LoveIsland

[hannah @woohannahtrain]

now ekin su knows she cant trust no bitch in the island #loveisland

[A @user762874]

Gemma why are you so bitter are you not supposed to be her bestie, don’t piss me off #LoveIsland

[Courtney🦋 @_courtneydx]

Why the fuck do I talk so much shite when I’m drunk full shit talking the ear off everyone that’ll be me scundered for the next 6 weeks now

[Courtney🦋 @_courtneydx]

@Claudiajane24 Everytime I walk into that shower and I smell my good Kérastase I could kill dead things

[Courtney🦋 @_courtneydx]

Why do boys insist on using your fucking expensive shampoo

[Https_nev @NevaehHorrell]

How the fuck did Gemma deal with jacques and her gcse at 16 💀#LoveIsland

[Courtney🦋 @_courtneydx]

Told freya she had half an hour until bedtime and she said “no mummy we’re chilling togethers” cause we’re all watching a movie. Child cracks me up 😂😂

[Courtney🦋 @_courtneydx]

How is it Monday again 😩

[Courtney🦋 @_courtneydx]

@JGeorgoulias I would understand that if the other dog showed any signs of being scared or aggressive which he didn’t, the dog was walking along fine and then the owner picked it up. it also happens relatively often.

[Courtney🦋 @_courtneydx]

I get really annoyed when other dogs and people are mean to my wee rocco. A man genuinely lifted his dog off the ground and held it just because we walked past. Fuck you and your ugly white crusty dog he’s the cuddliest big baby ever

[Courtney🦋 @_courtneydx]

Never thought at the ripe age of 25 I’d be being bullied by my 2.5 year old but here we are