JaneDòe

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

To all the coffee shops that open at 10am and close at 3pm, who exactly is your target audience?

[Lit! @JusttLit]

Even the Jamb cutoff mark they keep reducing is a serious sign of Olodo uprising.

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

I love this app because I sometimes bump into thoughts I would never let out

[Gordian @0xgordian]

@spicedliver 99% of the time you’ve to be on no.3 to get it all done, cos if you’re not “that guy” then you might just be cooked.

[Palmwine Papi @spicedliver]

When it comes to getting things done, you basically have three options:
1. Knowing a guy;
2. Knowing a guy who knows a guy; or
3. Being the guy.

[𝙒𝙢. @excusewilliam]

It's actually quite simple.

If I'm the one engaging in it, there's no such thing as too much PDA.

If I'm not, you two are doing too much and need to get a room.

[Ese thee nutritionist @itschargiee]

Navigating corporate as a woman of few words<<<<

[Aminah🧃 @Unusual_hijabi]

“my madam”
what an elite name to call your babe😹

[Adekunle Olopade @adekunleolopade]

Ycee does not know what he has done for me with this Olodo Uprising comment.

[Olamiji @olamiji_i]

“No put me for talk” is the realest line to ever exist, cause no actually put me for talk abeg🤣

[fai✨ @Ibidola_]

‘New beach in Lagos’

Meanwhile it’s just a different entrance to the same old beach 🤣

[Softboy @softboywin]

y’all ever open a message and be like “what the fuck am i even supposed to say to this”

[Nomcebo.M💋 @NomceboMasilel2]

I know this random but I need women to flee from mean men early. Don’t let it get too far. Once you see that a man is comfortable being unkind, inconsiderate or impatient with you,leave. You’re not overreacting or too sensitive. Your gut is telling you,listen sis✨

[Ojiako kenechukwu @Kecyy]

I am slowly beginning to believe this country is cursed. Why always us?

WHY WHY WHY?!

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

me and my “sorry i fell asleep” against the world.

[Lion @LionInCrisis]

I know it's adorable, but blur my kids face next time

[emm. @roguebaguette]

bruh. the devil tried and failed. I forgot to cancel my linkedin premium trial. they tried to take 850k from my account but God said no

[JaneDòe @_Crownie_]

Ignoring the signs and expecting not to see the wonders is something I can’t wrap my head around.

[Olori🍒 @OloriOfOloris]

@Hybrid_Ola A man spoke to you like and you still went ahead to marry him. Oya now.

[BeautifulThuggerGirl🐍 @nancyegbo]

fym??😭

[jonzing. @ehisssss]

i love when it's my turn to act weird 😂😂😂😂😂