✨🔮Crystal🔮✨

Screenwriter. 🇲🇽🇺🇸. 💖💜💙. She/her/hers. Petter of dogs. Baker of treats. fat all of the time, a bitch some of the time. 🎮🧋🍪🐶 👻

[✨🔮Crystal🔮✨ @_Crystalosaurus]

Those of you who liked my tweets regularly shall be fondly remembered, cherished even.

THE REST OF YOU, HOWEVER

[Swaggy Unc, IQ 267 @swaggyunc]

Eating in Mexico coming from England or Scotland has got to be a transcendent experience. Like seeing colors for the first time

[leon kennedy fans india @needsomeindomie]

‘name 3 knicks players’ jalen brunson, zohran mamdani and spider-man

[mari, occasionally @satelliterrie]

they have pride pan dulce at the mexican supermarket i love my country california

[Collins🦋 @collinstimbela_]

For pride month you can't say "let me get this straight...", you have to say "just so we're queer..."

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Me going on a walk for my mental health and discovering my physical health is in critical condition

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Claude" well I asked Aragorn son of Arathorn "what about second breakfast?" and he beaned me in the head with an apple

[Fiona Small @FionaSmall]

Me when anyone asks why I still use Twitter

[retrocvnt @retrocvnty]

Tom Cruise was good as Lestat but Sam Reid IS Lestat

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

It’s wild that the world has swung so far right that every single pope now seems like a socialist

[Kyra Rising💫 @KYRA_RISING]

IT’S POPPING. THIS IS NOT A DRILL, IT’S ACTUALLY POPPING

[barbarism critic @barbarismcrit]

Me, an atheist, returning to Catholicism because of the Based Luddite Pope

[DE'RON 🌞 @deronworld]

😭😭😭

[Daily Bugle Janitorial @abysmaldogwater]

unfortunately the catholic church declaring holy war on AI is raw af

[Georgia Coley @artwithinpod]

the pope wrote a 42,000 word manifesto declaring war on AI. we are so freaking back.

[cuntessa @vampiresslestat]

i don’t need a period tracker i just wait until i catch myself feeling like lestat de lioncourt and i know she’s on the way

[geni @rainylavndr]

ideas for what to do with jewelry that makes decisions for you:

[✨🔮Crystal🔮✨ @_Crystalosaurus]

@DrewMixon okay I thought they were just getting their seats ahead of time, I didn't realize there were SCALPERS

[Neo @NeoWokio]

me trying to find the HDMI port on my TV

[𝕸𝖎𝖓𝖆🗡️ @minaslament]

Link when I'm climbing a mountain and not paying attention to his stamina