Matthew Currin

[BusbyBulletin @BusbyBulletin]

Cazorla: "Giroud is same level with Suarez and Rooney."

hahaha... Go home Santi, You're drunk!

[David 'Bumble' Lloyd @BumbleCricket]

SA' s turn to feel the 'Force of the Mo'....

[Mark Boucher @markb46]

@KP24 left out? Wow! Times must be good to leave ur best player out! Sad day for the game!

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

As for you Alastair Cook - what a repulsive little weasel you've turned out to be. Aside from worst ever Ashes tour captain. #KPSacked

[MUFC Scoop @MUFCScoop]

Robin van Persie & Juan Mata = £59m

Stewart Downing & Andy Carroll = £55m

#MUFC

[Michael Vaughan @MichaelVaughan]

At least United have got the penalty ball back from last night.....

[Matthew Currin @_Currin_]

Highway at a stand still ... what a pleasure...winning chuurr

[Man Utd Channel @ManUtdChannel]

Thanks for everything, Sir Alex. The greatest manager ever.

[followJoeyBarton @FollowJBarton]

@Joey7Barton Follow this page! Support @Joey7Barton Lets sink @unfollowjbarton and follow my page @FollowJBarton almost at 500! Lets go!

[Michael Vaughan @MichaelVaughan]

Happy St George's day... #Englishandproud

[BetBee @BetBee]

Interviewer: "What did you get your wife for her birthday?"

Zlatan Ibrahimovic: "Nothing. She already has Zlatan."

[Sarcasm! @DamnHiIarious]

Me a nerd? Haha no, I'm just making sure I don't end up working at McDonalds with you in the future.

[Premier League Stuff @EPLStuff]

Man Utd fans singing, "Keep singing 6-1, keep singing 6-1, 6 games in Europe, you didn't win 1" to Man City fans.

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

The longest hangover ever experienced by anyone, lasted for about 4 weeks, after a man from Glasgow drank 60 pints.

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Given we've all clearly been eating horse meat quite happily for years without dying, maybe everyone should just calm down?

[Premier League Stuff @EPLStuff]

Poland legend Zbigniew Boniek has mocked Andy Carroll by saying that his 8-year-old grandson is a better player than the English striker.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke.

[Javier “Chicharito” Hernández @CH14_]

“@D_DeGea: me and @CH14_ just worked @WayneRooney and @rioferdy5 #Fifa slapped them 3-0 get off !” GET OFF!